Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Airlifted From Galapagos

[disneyland lady]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/04/world/jeff-bezos-evacuated-galapagos/

Surprisingly he did not use any Amazon Drones and instead was evac'd by Equadorian Navy Helicopter. Via Amazon spokesman, he said "Galapagos: Five stars. Kidney stones: Zero stars."

[Squid]

Kidney stones are awful.  I would love to go to the Galapagos Islands.  Love those tortoises and would like to walk the trails of Darwin - who was brilliant.

[disneyland lady]

I was in South America and got an offer to go to Galapagos or Easter Island and I chose Easter Island thinking I would get a chance to go to Galapagos someday but it has not happen. Did see hundreds of baby sea turtles in Brazil but they were at a hatchery so not "in nature". All this happened while a teen on my fathers tuna seiner. I only went cuz I thought spending a summer with a boat of men would be fun. Found out men do not use private bathroom facilities while fishing. I should have tried to get an Ecuadorian Navy Helicopter rescue.

[Squid]

I should have tried to get an Ecuadorian Navy Helicopter rescue.

ROFLMAO!  You have led a colorful life, Dis.  If I ever get to California again, I am going to tell you and we better meet!  My treat.  Dinner?  Drinks?   Disneyland?  I just have to spend some time with you.  We'll call Stinky and make it a threesome, so to speak.  Behave, Snap and Ozcar.

[disneyland lady]

ROFLMAO!  You have led a colorful life, Dis.  If I ever get to California again, I am going to tell you and we better meet!  My treat.  Dinner?  Drinks?   Disneyland?  I just have to spend some time with you.  We'll call Stinky and make it a threesome, so to speak.  Behave, Snap and Ozcar.

And if Stinker would bring some of her eye candy, I would save places for your towels at the beach.

[snap20]

Behave, Snap and Ozcar.

Hey! I resemble that comment!

Must be nice to be so rich you can have a countries Navy fly you out for kidney stones. I'm not diminishing the pain associated with kidney stones. I'm diminishing the fact that if it was any average joe, they'd be left to fend for themselves.

[Squid]

Hey! I resemble that comment!

Must be nice to be so rich you can have a countries Navy fly you out for kidney stones. I'm not diminishing the pain associated with kidney stones. I'm diminishing the fact that if it was any average joe, they'd be left to fend for themselves.

Money talks.

[disneyland lady]

if it was any average joe, they'd be left to fend for themselves.

Nah, it was a cruise ship so the average joe would have been given this:

There's an app for it!