Seeing Eye Dog

[Darling SilverDodger]

A lady was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time the plane took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, they stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would reboard in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The flight attendant noticed her as she walked by and could tell the lady had flown before because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. The flight attendant could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached them and, calling the lady Susan by name, said, "Susan, we’re in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?”  Susan replied , “No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs.”

Picture this . . .

All the people in the gate area came to a completely quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, they also were trying to change airlines!

[Squid]