MacDonalds Job apllication

[Super Duckie]

NAME:  Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION:  Reclining.  Ha ha.  But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY:  $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION:  Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:  Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY:  Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:  My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:  It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:  Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:  1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:  Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:   If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:  Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:  I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?:  Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:  Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:  No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE:  Scorpio with Libra rising.

[Homer]

LOL Duckie. O0

[bigbear78]

HAHAHA, funny  ;D O0

[BadgeHelpOscar]

This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

[Homer]

Luckie Duckie! O0

[badcrazygirl]

lol duckie Mcdollads s**k

[Dream Faerie]

I got a good one too, but I cant post it here :(
Not too clean :(

[Super Duckie]

This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

where should i send it to, and ty very much

[Dream Faerie]

This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

No fair  :( I Have a lot of good jokes  :P

Oh well, someday I will get a free Auto lololol It WAS halarious wasnt it? ;D

[Super Duckie]

that is still one of my favorite jokes

[Homer]

This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

where should i send it to, and ty very much

badgehelp@aol.com

[Super Duckie]

thank you holmes

[badcrazygirl]

MCdonalds s**k cuz they won't give you the right order and the times when they do, you don't get evrything

[DEBKARLAR]

I read that about 2 1/2 yrs ago

[Super Duckie]

i gues its too late to tell ya not to read it then.. hehe

[bowler_man2005]

why you say that duckie? lol i seen that before but it sounds like it was before you miss type somethin?

[Super Duckie]

i copied and pasted

[bowler_man2005]

ahh i thought so it funny tho i always liked it :)

[Super Duckie]

yea, they say to be honest on applications

[DEBKARLAR]

duckie I've been online so often there isn't much I haven't seen....
Reminds me of a commercial I once saw where a guy sitting at his computer and then a pop-up happens saying "you have reached the end of the Internet please go back"