The Fed Ex Song

[Super Duckie]

there's things that you get
and there's things that you don't
there's companies you trust
and some that you won't
there's all the things we buy
from people we might not know
sometimes you think you're gonna get them
but you don't and that's just the way it goes

i want all the things that I have paid for
I want it all now delivered to my door
i've waited so long in the rain and the wind
everybody has their patience and here's where mine ends

I want fed-ex
i want my stuff
i want fed-ex
I want my
fed-ex

It's racing through my mind
i'm raging through my bones
my deliveries have been late
the pick-ups have been slow
i waited so long in the hail, sleet, and snow
I just have to switch services
before i loose control

i want fed-ex
want all my stuff
i want fedex
i want ....fed-ex
fed-ex oww!

music

whooooouuu..fed-ex
i' m not ups
whoouuuu...fed-ex
no, i'm not postal
whouuuuu...fed-ex
just look at my van
whooou..fed-ex
i'm the fed-ex man,
yeah, oh, ooh, fed-ex just
ccccccome.

[badcrazygirl]

that doesn't make since thats totally stupid lol

[Super Duckie]

hehe, i found it on the net, it was a parody by someone :)

[DEBKARLAR]

as the old American Bandstand contestants used to said .... I'll give it an 8 because it's got a good beat and you can dance to it  O0

[TonySoprano]

fed ex is awesome, I'll never use ups again after I got totally screwed over  ???

[bigbear78]

IMO they all SUCK

Worst to ok

UPS
DHL
Airborne
Fed-Up
USPS

I'm glad I don't have my business anymore, I hated dealing with these companies  ;D

[badcrazygirl]

well even though their song sucks fed ex is the best

[Super Duckie]

Duckie better write them a new song

[bowler_man2005]

that was an awesome song lmao never heard anything better

[Hooper2092]

Anyone ever notice that there is a perfect "arrow" pointing to the right between the E and X in the Fedex logo... everytime I see one of those trucks thats all I stare at... kinda quirky i guess. Is it supposed to be there?


-Heather

[Super Duckie]

that was an awesome song lmao never heard anything better

haha, u gotta get out more

[bowler_man2005]

lol i be sarcastic lmao but it didnt have a bad toon

[TonySoprano]

You should make an audio of that song and post the link in forum Duckie ... :P

[Super Duckie]

I'll let let that up to Bowler Man too do. :p