Bowlers Knock Knock Contest

[bowler_man2005]

lol i just want to see what people can come up with for knock knock jokes the winner gets some more dignity lol lets see what yall have lmao i try to think of some funny ones and post them here

Any at all anyone

[bowler_man2005]

at the end we can all vote on the best one i dont know when the end is we still need to see a beginning lol  O0 come on all :'(

[bowler_man2005]

Heres some good ones to get people started off i just trying to strike a good topic here but no one helping lol so i can strike lol with these dumb but funny ones

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luther!
Luther who?
Luther the silver lining!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lyndon!
Lyndon who?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mae!
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!

[Super Duckie]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree

[bowler_man2005]

lmao that is funny lol i ready some dirty jokes i cant even post on here but the so dam funny lol

[Super Duckie]

i know i know, thats one of my fav. knock knock jokes

[bowler_man2005]

i liked this one

O0

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

[DEBKARLAR]

knock knock
who's there
dave
Dave's not here

[badcrazygirl]

knock knock
who's their
killer
killer who
i'm going to kill you! thats who
>:D

[bowler_man2005]

:P nice ones

[Super Duckie]

hehe, mine the funnierest one ;)

[bowler_man2005]

lol  O0

[Super Duckie]

hehe, mine the funnierest one ;)

I think thats a word ???

[bowler_man2005]

i think so lol

[Super Duckie]

it sounds like a word

[bowler_man2005]

i know i dont have a dictionairy to look it up lol

[Quaevil]

Knock ! , Knock !
Who's there ?
Orange .......
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't do another knock knock joke?!
hehehe

[Super Duckie]

Knock ! , Knock !
Who's there ?
Orange .......
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't do another knock knock joke?!
hehehe

hehe, i think thats one of the original knock knock jokes ;)

[badcrazygirl]

knock knock
who's their
great
great who
great, now i can finally get rid of you lol

[bowler_man2005]

LMAO