The life of an egg

[badcrazygirl]

So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with
11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother

Now don't you feel better?

Hell no!

[wordlife]

sounds like allot of people around here lol  ;) :)

[DEBKARLAR]

4 minutes ????
I'm not that old and if i recall in my younger days ....Almost instantaneously >:D

[badcrazygirl]

lol well i stole that from another forum

[SoaringUSAEagle]

Funny but really kinda ew. lol

Eggs are nasty.

[badcrazygirl]

i kno lol

[EnglishLion]

great joke  dark    O0

[badcrazygirl]

ty