TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE PLAYING TOO MUCH POGO

[Barbara]

Top 10 signs you are playing too much Pogo:

10. Your child asks for help with their algebra and you answer, "Go ask Homer, honey."
9. Your spouse suggests cuddling and you ask, "Is their a badge involved?"
8. You call in sick to work with the "Wednesday Only Flu."
7. You don't care that your teenage son is driving your car and leaving the seat back, yet you start screaming when he plays for you and changes the difficulty level to "hard" in Rainy Day Spider Solitaire and leaves it that way.
6. You set up a mini bar next to your computer so that you don't have to leave Phlinx.
5. For you, the legal drinking age is .""Turbo 21™"
4. You are not sure if Britney Spears had augmentation work done, but you are certain that Dottie did.
3. You use a blow dryer at the computer to save time and make tokens in the morning.
2. If you actually listen to that little Squelchie voice and think he is saying, "Go fuzzy toes" and the gopher is yelling "a winner" when he munches that big veggie.

and the number one sign that you are playing too much Pogo:

If any of your Thanksgiving dinner landed on the keyboard. 

(It's going to take a wet/dry vac to get that cranberry sauce out of there)

[Homer]

Math was Homer's best subject. O0

[Homer]

It's tough being this damn sexy. :P

See Homer's Laugh House and I'll tell you some of my pickup lines. ::)

[fuzzyferrets]

yes it would lol

[Homer]

Why? Patty and Selma would approve it. :P

[fuzzyferrets]

yes they would lol im watching simpsons right now

[Homer]

I got the fifth season on DVD for Xmas. ;D I already have season 1 now I'm missing 2,3,4 LOL

[Dream Faerie]

Top 10 signs you are playing too much Pogo:

10. Your child asks for help with their algebra and you answer, "Go ask Homer, honey."
9. Your spouse suggests cuddling and you ask, "Is their a badge involved?"
8. You call in sick to work with the "Wednesday Only Flu."
7. You don't care that your teenage son is driving your car and leaving the seat back, yet you start screaming when he plays for you and changes the difficulty level to "hard" in Rainy Day Spider Solitaire and leaves it that way.
6. You set up a mini bar next to your computer so that you don't have to leave Phlinx.
5. For you, the legal drinking age is .""Turbo 21™"
4. You are not sure if Britney Spears had augmentation work done, but you are certain that Dottie did.
3. You use a blow dryer at the computer to save time and make tokens in the morning.
2. If you actually listen to that little Squelchie voice and think he is saying, "Go fuzzy toes" and the gopher is yelling "a winner" when he munches that big veggie.

and the number one sign that you are playing too much Pogo:

If any of your Thanksgiving dinner landed on the keyboard. 

(It's going to take a wet/dry vac to get that cranberry sauce out of there)

Oh My!!!! Thats too funny!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

[Topher]

I know I'm at this site way too much...last night I shouted out Homer's name in a moment of passion, covered it up real good, told hubby to call me Marge.

[fuzzyferrets]

lol sounds like fun ;)

[GlitchLover]

I know I'm at this site way too much...last night I shouted out Homer's name in a moment of passion, covered it up real good, told hubby to call me Marge.

Roflmao