PogoCheats Hockey Memorial Cup Tournament

[Homer]

Oilers 2 Leafs 1

Leafs lead series 2-1

P E R I O D   1
7:24 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Thomas Fitzgerald assisted by Bryan Mccabe and Tomas Kaberle 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
12:49 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Mats Sundin for holding 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
P E R I O D   2
11:00 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Gary Roberts for elbowing 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
13:29 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Gary Roberts for elbowing 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
P E R I O D   3
2:06 03-04 Oilers Goal scored by Raffi Torres Game tied 1-1
9:42 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Tie Domi for roughing Game tied 1-1
P E R I O D   OT1
2:33 03-04 Oilers Goal scored by Shawn Horcoff assisted by Radek Dvorak and Marc-andre Bergeron 03-04 Oilers 2-1

Stars of the Game 
1. Tommy Salo (Edmonton)
2. Ed Belfour (Toronto)
3. Shawn Horcoff (Edmonton)

[Homer]

Flyers 4 Blues 1

Flyers lead series 3-0

P E R I O D   1
9:08 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Eric Weinrich for charging Game tied 0-0
10:27 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Scott Mellanby for charging Game tied 0-0
14:13 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Eric Desjardins for unsportsmanlike conduct Game tied 0-0
14:18 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Keith Tkachuk for roughing
2 minute coincidental penalty on Mark Recchi (03-04 Flyers) for roughing Game tied 0-0
P E R I O D   2
6:10 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Pavol Demitra for head butting Game tied 0-0
6:26 03-04 Flyers Powerplay - Goal scored by John Leclair assisted by Kim Johnsson 03-04 Flyers 1-0
9:25 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Anthony Amonte assisted by Jeremy Roenick and Kim Johnsson 03-04 Flyers 2-0
11:41 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Jeff Finley for boarding 03-04 Blues 0-2
12:59 03-04 Flyers Powerplay - Goal scored by Joni Pitkanen assisted by John Leclair and Mark Recchi 03-04 Flyers 3-0
13:17 03-04 Blues Goal scored by Alexander Khavanov 03-04 Blues 1-3
P E R I O D   3
2:02 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Reed Low for interference with goaltender 03-04 Blues 1-3
2:51 03-04 Flyers Powerplay - Goal scored by Marcus Ragnarsson assisted by Alexei Zhamnov 03-04 Flyers 4-1
14:59 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Pavol Demitra for roughing 03-04 Blues 1-4

Stars of the Game 
1. John Leclair (Philadelphia)
2. Robert Esche (Philadelphia)
3. Kim Johnsson (Philadelphia)

[LustyPirateWench]

<pulls out cell phone and calls up the locker room>

Listen you weenies! NO MORE NAKED PICTURES UNTIL YOU START TO PRODUCE LIKE I DO!!!

<slams down the phone>

The reason they are blue is cause they are choking... da bastids!

[jerrylewis]

montreal

[Homer]

Too late there jerry. :(

[Homer]

Leafs 4 Oilers 2

Leafs lead series 3-1

P E R I O D   1
11:53 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Tie Domi for charging Game tied 0-0
P E R I O D   2
2:58 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Ryan Smyth for unnecessary roughness Game tied 0-0
4:41 03-04 Maple Leafs Powerplay - Goal scored by Gary Roberts assisted by Mats Sundin 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
5:19 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Ryan Smyth for clipping 03-04 Oilers 0-1
10:48 03-04 Oilers Cory Cross shoots and scores on the rebound Game tied 1-1
12:13 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Igor Ulanov for charging Game tied 1-1
16:10 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Gary Roberts assisted by Ken Klee 03-04 Maple Leafs 2-1
17:25 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Georges Laraque for cross check 03-04 Oilers 1-2
19:56 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Mats Sundin assisted by Joe Nieuwendyk and Karel Pilar 03-04 Maple Leafs 3-1
P E R I O D   3
3:54 03-04 Oilers Goal scored by Fernando Pisani assisted by Adam Oates and Michael York 03-04 Oilers 2-3
9:08 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Robert Reichel for roughing 03-04 Maple Leafs 3-2
10:52 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Fernando Pisani for elbowing 03-04 Oilers 2-3
10:59 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Alexei Ponikarovsky for interference 03-04 Maple Leafs 3-2
19:42 03-04 Maple Leafs Empty net goal scored by Alexei Ponikarovsky assisted by Darcy Tucker and Bryan Mccabe
Tommy Salo returns to the net. 03-04 Maple Leafs 4-2

Stars of the Game 
1. Ed Belfour (Toronto)
2. Gary Roberts (Toronto)
3. Mats Sundin (Toronto)

[Homer]

Blues 2 Flyers 1

Flyers lead series 3-1

P E R I O D   1
8:03 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Marcus Ragnarsson for boarding Game tied 0-0
10:24 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Simon Gagne for boarding Game tied 0-0
P E R I O D   2
10:21 03-04 Blues Goal scored by Keith Tkachuk assisted by Doug Weight 03-04 Blues 1-0
12:50 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Reed Low for roughing
2 minute coincidental penalty on Eric Weinrich (03-04 Flyers) for roughing 03-04 Blues 1-0
19:02 03-04 Blues 4 minute double-minor penalty on Scott Mellanby for boarding 03-04 Blues 1-0
P E R I O D   3
3:56 03-04 Blues Brian Savage shoots and scores on the rebound assisted by Jamal Mayers 03-04 Blues 2-0
5:06 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Eric Weinrich for cross check 03-04 Flyers 0-2
7:41 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Joni Pitkanen assisted by Jeremy Roenick 03-04 Flyers 1-2
8:16 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Keith Primeau for tripping 03-04 Flyers 1-2

Stars of the Game 
1. Chris Osgood (St. Louis)
2. Robert Esche (Philadelphia)
3. Joni Pitkanen (Philadelphia)

[LustyPirateWench]

Now exactly where did I leave those tassels...?? hmmmmm...

[Homer]

Well now that the contest is over I can get back to this. Looks like LPW is having trouble properly motivating her team. ;)

[LustyPirateWench]

Well now that the contest is over I can get back to this. Looks like LPW is having trouble properly motivating her team. ;)

Well hell - how much more can I motivate them? I've spent the last two night bouncing from home to home cooking, cleaning, smooching, and various and sundry other things me and the girls have been doing...

<admin edit: Let's keep the saucy talk private. ??? :P>

[Homer]

Leafs 3 Oilers 2

Leafs win series 4-1

P E R I O D   1
9:09 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Aki Berg for elbowing Game tied 0-0
P E R I O D   2
0:38 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Owen Nolan for charging Game tied 0-0
5:22 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Bryan Marchment for holding Game tied 0-0
7:58 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Karel Pilar for tripping Game tied 0-0
19:54 03-04 Oilers Goal scored by Fernando Pisani assisted by Michael York and Steve Staios 03-04 Oilers 1-0
P E R I O D   3
2:43 03-04 Oilers Ryan Smyth shoots and scores on the rebound assisted by Radek Dvorak 03-04 Oilers 2-0
4:59 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Steve Staios for cross check 03-04 Oilers 2-0
15:18 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Darcy Tucker assisted by Robert Reichel and Karel Pilar 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-2
18:24 03-04 Oilers 2 minute penalty on Steve Staios for tripping 03-04 Oilers 2-1
18:31 03-04 Maple Leafs Powerplay - Goal scored by Gary Roberts assisted by Mats Sundin Game tied 2-2
P E R I O D   OT1
9:06 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Joe Nieuwendyk assisted by Mats Sundin and Ken Klee 03-04 Maple Leafs 3-2

Stars of the Game 
1. Darcy Tucker (Toronto)
2. Tommy Salo (Edmonton)
3. Ryan Smyth (Edmonton)

[Homer]

Blues 2 Flyers 1

Flyers lead series 3-2

P E R I O D   1
0:10 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Dallas Drake for roughing Game tied 0-0
P E R I O D   2
4:37 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Marcus Ragnarsson for tripping Game tied 0-0
15:18 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Branko Radivojevic for roughing Game tied 0-0
17:14 03-04 Blues Powerplay - Goal scored by Scott Mellanby assisted by Michael Sillinger 03-04 Blues 1-0
P E R I O D   3
7:26 03-04 Flyers 5 minute major on Donald Brashear for boarding 03-04 Flyers 0-1
15:23 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Donald Brashear assisted by Branko Radivojevic and Joni Pitkanen Game tied 1-1
P E R I O D   OT2
2:14 03-04 Blues Goal scored by Michael Danton assisted by Mark Rycroft and Alexander Khavanov 03-04 Blues 2-1

Stars of the Game 
1. Chris Osgood (St. Louis)
2. Robert Esche (Philadelphia)
3. Scott Mellanby (St. Louis)

[Homer]

The Leafs will play the winner of the Flyers/Blues series in the finals.

[LustyPirateWench]

::runs into the locker room and siddles up to Osgood:::

Ok baby - a reply of last night with me and the gals if you go all the way...

hehehe, she said "all the way"..

:o

[Homer]

Flyer 4 Blues 0

Flyers win series 4-2

P E R I O D   1
0:38 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Mark Recchi assisted by Michal Handzus and Kim Johnsson 03-04 Flyers 1-0
13:40 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Anthony Amonte assisted by Jeremy Roenick and Sami Kapanen 03-04 Flyers 2-0
13:52 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Eric Weinrich for high sticking 03-04 Flyers 2-0
P E R I O D   2
3:48 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Justin Williams assisted by John Leclair and Keith Primeau 03-04 Flyers 3-0
8:56 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Joni Pitkanen assisted by John Leclair and Keith Primeau 03-04 Flyers 4-0
16:23 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Jeremy Roenick for spearing 03-04 Flyers 4-0
P E R I O D   3
1:52 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Keith Primeau for unnecessary roughness 03-04 Flyers 4-0
3:16 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Keith Tkachuk for cross check 03-04 Blues 0-4
11:57 03-04 Blues 2 minute penalty on Michael Danton for high sticking 03-04 Blues 0-4

Stars of the Game 
1. Robert Esche (Philadelphia)
2. John Leclair (Philadelphia)
3. Keith Primeau (Philadelphia)

[Homer]

The finals will be the Leafs vs Flyers ;)

[Homer]

Leafs 3 Flyers 2

Leafs lead series 1-0

P E R I O D   1
3:45 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Marcus Ragnarsson for roughing Game tied 0-0
4:11 03-04 Maple Leafs Powerplay - Goal scored by Mats Sundin assisted by Bryan Mccabe 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
16:27 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Robert Reichel for holding 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
P E R I O D   2
13:35 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Owen Nolan for elbowing 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
P E R I O D   3
16:23 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Darcy Tucker assisted by Robert Reichel and Ken Klee 03-04 Maple Leafs 2-0
17:54 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Claude Lapointe 03-04 Flyers 1-2
19:51 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Anthony Amonte assisted by Jeremy Roenick and Simon Gagne
Robert Esche returns to the net. Game tied 2-2
P E R I O D   OT1
7:39 03-04 Maple Leafs Owen Nolan shoots and scores on the rebound assisted by Tomas Kaberle 03-04 Maple Leafs 3-2

Stars of the Game 
1. Ed Belfour (Toronto)
2. Anthony Amonte (Philadelphia)
3. Darcy Tucker (Toronto)

[Homer]

I miss hockey. :'( Bring it back dadgummit!  :'(

[Homer]

Flyers 4 Leafs 2

Series tied 1-1

P E R I O D   1
1:53 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Joe Nieuwendyk assisted by Ken Klee 03-04 Maple Leafs 1-0
8:38 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Michal Handzus for roughing
2 minute coincidental penalty on Darcy Tucker (03-04 Maple Leafs) for roughing 03-04 Flyers 0-1
18:54 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Sami Kapanen assisted by Jeremy Roenick and Eric Desjardins Game tied 1-1
P E R I O D   2
5:07 03-04 Flyers Goal scored by Mark Recchi 03-04 Flyers 2-1
8:11 03-04 Maple Leafs Goal scored by Gary Roberts assisted by Owen Nolan and Mats Sundin Game tied 2-2
8:41 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Alexei Ponikarovsky for boarding Game tied 2-2
14:49 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Tie Domi for cross check Game tied 2-2
15:24 03-04 Flyers Powerplay - Goal scored by Joni Pitkanen assisted by John Leclair and Mark Recchi 03-04 Flyers 3-2
P E R I O D   3
2:01 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on John Leclair for closing hand on puck 03-04 Flyers 3-2
12:40 03-04 Maple Leafs 2 minute penalty on Owen Nolan for charging 03-04 Maple Leafs 2-3
13:37 03-04 Flyers 2 minute penalty on Marcus Ragnarsson for cross check 03-04 Flyers 3-2
19:21 03-04 Flyers Empty net goal scored by Sami Kapanen assisted by Jeremy Roenick and Anthony Amonte
Ed Belfour returns to the net. 03-04 Flyers 4-2

Stars of the Game 
1. Sami Kapanen (Philadelphia)
2. Robert Esche (Philadelphia)
3. Mark Recchi (Philadelphia)

[Homer]

I don't like Butterfingers. Now, some cheeseburgers....that's another story.