What is your new name? LOL

[burning_bright25]

Got this in an email...some of you may have already done it...none the less its still pretty funny!

My new name is Pinky GirdleFace  :o


Enjoy!  O0




Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
   
    a=poopsie      b = lumpy            c = buttercup
    d = gadget      e = crusty           f = greasy
    g = fluffy          h = cheeseball  i = chim-chim
    j = stinky          k = flunky           l = bootie
    m = pinky         n = zippy             o = goober
    p = doofus       q = slimy             r = loopy
    s = snotty         t = tootie             u = dorkey
    v = squeezit    w = oprah           x = skipper
    y = dinky           z = zsa-zsa
   
    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
    first half of  your  new last name:
   
    a = apple          b = toilet          c = giggle
    d = burger       e = girdle         f = barf
    g = lizard         h = waffle         i = cootie
    j = monkey       k = potty           l = liver
    m = banana      n = rhino          o = bubble
    p = hamster     q = toad            r = gizzard
    s = pizza           t = gerbil          u = chicken
    v = pickle       w = chuckle       x = tofu
    y = gorilla       z = stinker
   
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
    second half of  your  new last name:
   
    a = head          b = mouth        c = face
    d = nose          e = tush            f = breath
    g = pants         h = shorts        i = lips
    j = honker        k = butt            l = brain
    m = tushie       n = biscuits    o = hiney
    p = chunks      q = toes           r = buns
    s = fanny          t = sniffer        u = sprinkles
    v = kisser       w = squirt        x = humperdinck
    y = brains        z = juice
   
    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
    Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie
Liverbiscuits.

[Motley]

LMAO!!!  My name is Zippy Appleshorts!!  I'm gonna use that on my answering machine.   >:D

[Kelly]

Bootie Girdleshorts.................I like it...........lmao!!

[Adacia]

 Oh My! LMAO .....I guess that makes me Crusty Applebrain :'(

[Kelly]

Oh My! LMAO .....I guess that makes me Crusty Applebrain :'(

omg that is too funny what a great laugh i got out of it.....i am going to do all my friends now and email them...lmao!!

good post!!!

[irisheyesRsmiling]

 :-[ mine is: poopsie gizzard squirt---LMFAO!!!! :) :)

[LustyPirateWench]

Fluffy Bubble Sniffer...

Shoot me now please...

ps.. you people are sick.. I love it.. hehehe

[smiles29]

lol that is funny.  mine is pretty funny too: Chim-Chim Bubbletush.  well now that i look at it, it seems a little lame huh?!  ;D

[Kelly]

OMG these are too too funny Barb I think you are 'Loopy Girdle Tush'......I will get that email in the morning I am heading to bed right now if I can stop giggling like a loon....lol.

[RiceBaby]

LMAO!! Too funny!!  I'm Pinky GizzardButt  Ha! :D 

[RocknRollGirl]

OMG....I am Crusty Apple Chunks.......that is so funny. ;D

[shadowlands2]

ROFL!!!! mine is chim-chim chucklebreath ;D :D

[KMK92304]

Loopy Girdle Buns  LMAO   :D

[MikeBe9]

Buttercup Girdlesniffer,   ;D

[SWETCHT]

     You  may call me     SQUEEZIT  CHICKEN SNIFFER                       ::) ;D

[burning_bright25]

wow you all are havin a blast!!! but what is homer our fearless leader?? lol

[Janadra]

Buttercup GerbilLips ...LOL

[Kelly]

Speaking of e-mail Kelly, did you get my "girl's night out" e-mail?  Was that sick or what?

OMG OMG OMG How did you know that that is the ONE thing I cannot stand!!!!

That SOOOOO freaked me out....LMAO!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

and more EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stinky]

TOO FUNNY  LMAO!!!
Mine name is Chim-Chim GiggleBuns
Husband is Lumpy GirdleBrain (well it got the lumpy part right) LOL LOL
Just kidding honey  ;)

[Mr. Cross]

LOL mine is Goober Gizzard Fanny.. i will try not to over-analyze this  ;)