April 16, 2025, 08:27:15 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 500 red stones this week!
Jungle Gin HD : Score 600 points this week!
Pogo Addiction Solitaire HD : Complete 100 rows this week!

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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 15, 2007, 08:28:28 AM
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Posted by wattsmyname
 - December 27, 2006, 07:48:28 AM
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Posted by pogo_gamer
 - December 27, 2006, 06:04:36 AM
You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an
effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.


3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and is
often over-inflated.


4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it,
and of course, there's the hot air part.


5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.


6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.


7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.


8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.


9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to
have around.


10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought
it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd
be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know
the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!