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Posted by somuchfun
 - February 08, 2009, 05:35:15 PM
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Posted by Monkey
 - January 25, 2009, 06:13:49 PM
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Posted by ~Sassy~
 - January 25, 2009, 05:32:23 PM
Family Pants

Jack and Jill were getting married.

Jack was talking to his Dad about the marriage when his Dad says, "I remember when your Mom and I got married. I took off my pants, handed them to her, and told her to put them on."

"I can't wear these." she said.

"Damn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that."

"I think I'll try that on Jill." Jack said.

He went home to Jill took off his pants and handed them to her.

"Put these on," he said.

Jill replied, "I can't wear these."

"Damn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that!" he said.

Then Jill took off her panties, handed them to him, and told him to put them on.

"I can't get in to these," he said.

"Damn right! And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"