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[quote author=SI link=msg=144035 date=1142614546]
[b]Cowboy In Church[/b]

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible. The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.

As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship." The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."

"I did," replied the old cowboy.

"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.

"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
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Posted by MsMissy

- February 16, 2019, 06:36:19 AM

they are so funny & I liked them all. what a day to get a laugh. lol

Posted by Squid

- December 09, 2018, 08:17:05 AM

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Posted by mycatownsme

- January 24, 2017, 06:30:34 PM

These are pretty funny. I liked them all.

Posted by C~M

- January 24, 2017, 12:11:30 AM

Posted by C~M

- August 13, 2016, 06:36:55 PM

Posted by Squid

- July 22, 2016, 07:52:06 PM

Quote from: Mayhem on July 22, 2016, 06:08:22 PM
Have you tried contacting your local thrift store? Ours around here has an electronic recycling department that takes care of stuff like this.

I'll give them a call. We have several thrift shops around...
Thanks!

Posted by snowflower

- July 22, 2016, 07:49:42 PM

Good thinking Mayhem! Sounds like a plan for those who might have one in their near vicinity... but pretty much non-existent here on this island. Maybe at a bottles exchange. I know they take old computers/parts, etc.? Not sure about where you live - but here we have to sort everything and take stuff we no longer want to exchange stations. Just not sure about the disks though ... will ask and let you know what I find out. Maybe help someone else along the way..?

Posted by Mayhem

- July 22, 2016, 06:08:22 PM

Quote from: ~Squid~ on July 10, 2016, 08:20:42 AM
I still have disks like that. Anyone know how I can recycle them?

Have you tried contacting your local thrift store? Ours around here has an electronic recycling department that takes care of stuff like this.

Posted by snowflower

- July 22, 2016, 04:19:15 PM

Quote from: ~Squid~ on July 10, 2016, 08:20:42 AM
I still have disks like that. Anyone know how I can recycle them?

Wondered the same thing myself .. got a 1/2 ton of em here .... must be good for something.. anyone know?

Posted by Squid

- July 10, 2016, 08:20:42 AM

I still have disks like that. Anyone know how I can recycle them?

Posted by C~M

- July 10, 2016, 05:26:05 AM

Posted by C~M

- May 15, 2016, 04:00:16 PM

Posted by Squid

- January 05, 2016, 05:57:50 PM

I stole that pic!

Posted by C~M

- January 05, 2016, 03:20:51 PM

Posted by C~M

- December 17, 2015, 08:34:23 PM