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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 30, 2007, 07:21:31 AM
 :))
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 28, 2007, 11:46:14 AM
 :)))
Posted by Helen
 - April 14, 2006, 04:56:06 AM
All of the above are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs.  :))
Posted by Mary
 - April 10, 2006, 07:11:40 PM
  :)) :))
Posted by clayton1966
 - April 10, 2006, 07:09:58 PM
What do you call it when a cow gets an abortion?

De-Calf-inated
Posted by SexySagittarian
 - April 09, 2006, 09:28:48 PM
G'night Lib
Posted by hades
 - April 09, 2006, 09:27:07 PM
lol those are pretty cool  :P
Posted by Libra
 - April 09, 2006, 09:26:07 PM
Quote from: PogoSlave on April 09, 2006, 09:15:32 PM
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



HA!  OK, you beat me in lameness!  Just kidding.. actually, those were actually pretty good.  And I just noticed your Irish prayer in your siggy!  SLAINTE!  Here's to the Irish!

Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile.. (translation:  A beetle recognises another beetle.. similar to the American saying, "Birds of a feather flock together.")

Now, I'm off to bed, so everyone have Codladh sámh (a pleasant sleep)

Lib
Posted by SexySagittarian
 - April 09, 2006, 09:22:07 PM
g'night....sweet dreams
Posted by foxx
 - April 09, 2006, 09:20:50 PM
.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

I have a friend at work who, anytime there are any helium ballons around, sucks the helium out and then tells that joke.  It gets me EVERY FRICKIN TIME...I gigglesnort like a dumbass forever...

Thanks...giggling my way to bed....
Posted by SexySagittarian
 - April 09, 2006, 09:19:10 PM
Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house was such a mess.

HE asked if I'd been 'puttering',

And I had to answer, "yes"



HE told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house.
And so started cleaning up...

The smudges on my mouse.



I wiped and shined the topside,

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click'!



But 'click', I did, and oops I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into...

I was into it all night. <<Sigh>>



Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny,

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney!
Posted by wattsmyname
 - April 09, 2006, 09:18:56 PM
so funny :)) :)) :))
Posted by SexySagittarian
 - April 09, 2006, 09:15:32 PM
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Posted by foxx
 - April 09, 2006, 09:15:13 PM
Quote from: SunnyLibra on April 09, 2006, 09:09:16 PM
Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!

Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!

Q: What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A: A receding hare line!

Ok, I know... they're lame.. But lame jokes always cracked me up with their sheer lameness.  :)) :))


Unique up on it...LMMFAO...
Nice Lib...I will be telling that one to everyone I see from now until easter... r1.gif
Posted by Libra
 - April 09, 2006, 09:12:37 PM
Quote from: PogoSlave on April 09, 2006, 09:11:54 PM
Chris Rock's Quote of the Year:
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U. S. of  arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'

Chris Rock is a genius!