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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Mahjong Sanctuary : Match 70 flower tiles this week!
Thousand Island Solitaire HD : Finish 55 piles this week!
Pogo Slots : Activate any bonus round 15 times in the Grant's Garden Slot Machine this week!

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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 30, 2007, 07:33:40 AM
 :))
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 28, 2007, 11:46:31 AM
 :)) :))
Posted by SaintHiρρo
 - April 18, 2006, 11:28:42 AM
LoL, yeppers... they all are true!
Posted by nightperson
 - April 18, 2006, 11:28:36 AM
 :)) :)) that was good
Posted by krispy
 - April 18, 2006, 11:26:41 AM
Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Posted by Iceman0007
 - April 18, 2006, 10:31:06 AM
 :)) :))
Posted by nightperson
 - April 18, 2006, 10:24:19 AM
i dont relate to any sad i guess i dont drink  ;D  oh my that is why help i needa drink :))
Posted by Mr. Rasputia
 - April 18, 2006, 10:09:46 AM
 :D Pretty sad i can relate to some of those
Posted by Monkey
 - April 18, 2006, 07:59:06 AM
Quote from: krispy on April 15, 2006, 09:45:06 AM
Signs that you are too drunk would be...

Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.

Hey!  :oo

But other than that, they were great! Thanks  :))
Posted by Helen
 - April 18, 2006, 07:52:51 AM
 :D   :))
Posted by Helen
 - April 18, 2006, 07:49:29 AM
 :D   :D   :D  Good one!!  :))
Posted by clayton1966
 - April 18, 2006, 07:33:35 AM
Another college letter home.


Dear Dad,

No mon.
No fun.

Your Son






Reply from Dad

Dear Son

To bad.
So sad.

Your Dad
Posted by wattsmyname
 - April 18, 2006, 07:05:14 AM
funny :)) :))
Posted by Luna
 - April 18, 2006, 07:01:50 AM
 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) Thats was a good one :))
Posted by Momof5
 - April 17, 2006, 09:19:19 PM
LMAO...funny stuff