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Posted by wattsmyname
- August 04, 2006, 09:44:52 PMLove the redneck jokes :)) :))
Posted by nightperson
- August 04, 2006, 05:47:22 PMwell im glad my family is normal ya right :)))
Posted by david/ross
- August 04, 2006, 05:16:48 PMgood stuff :)) :))
Posted by jrzydvl
- August 03, 2006, 10:07:03 AMthat was a good one
Posted by kgansor
- August 02, 2006, 10:23:08 PMi read that one to my boyfriend last night .. we're from western PA and we here some rednecks lmao :))
Posted by hades
- August 02, 2006, 10:20:26 PMlmao. :))
Posted by damian666
- August 02, 2006, 06:35:49 AM :)) good one
Posted by zzigzzag
- August 02, 2006, 01:01:39 AMomgggggggggg <snorttttttt>...to funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted by Lynne
- May 16, 2006, 06:19:01 AMlol i know huh!!!
Posted by BeetahCheetah
- May 16, 2006, 06:18:14 AMlmfao! What would we do w/o rednecks? Always something to laugh about! :D
Posted by Lynne
- May 16, 2006, 06:11:07 AMlmao glad my family isn't that messed up
Posted by lostinpogoland
- May 16, 2006, 05:57:59 AM:D glad these people were sophisticated
Posted by Beachy1956
- May 11, 2006, 06:19:58 AMThat was just to funny, thanks for sharing
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Posted by Helen
- May 11, 2006, 06:11:10 AMLMAO......those are great. :))
Posted by krispy
- May 11, 2006, 02:32:36 AMLetter to Redneck Son
Dearest Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Gander family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
Auntie Maude has sent you a pair of socks she knit, she put a third one in because she heard you have grown another foot since she last saw you.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Jimmy locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
Dearest Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Gander family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
Auntie Maude has sent you a pair of socks she knit, she put a third one in because she heard you have grown another foot since she last saw you.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Jimmy locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom