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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 500 red stones this week!
Jungle Gin HD : Score 600 points this week!
Pogo Addiction Solitaire HD : Complete 100 rows this week!

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Posted by david/ross
 - August 06, 2006, 04:05:21 PM
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And a floppy disk was something
Terribly wrong in your back.

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
:))
Posted by david/ross
 - August 06, 2006, 04:03:30 PM
 :))) :)))that funny
Posted by justahumping
 - August 06, 2006, 03:58:21 PM
Quote from: foxx on August 06, 2006, 03:54:36 PM
Um...Ha?

:-\

Look again Fox, she grew 5 inches
Posted by Libra
 - August 06, 2006, 03:57:50 PM
 :-\
Posted by justahumping
 - August 06, 2006, 03:56:24 PM
a true story here.  Years ago I received my life-time hunting and fishing license  from the state. I looked at it and put it in my bil-fold. A few years latter there was a game warden that was checking license. When he got to me, I had mine out and he just stood there looking at them then back at me.  Finally he said: *Mr. ********  You have lost a lot of weight and grew just a little since you got these?  I looked and said no sir. He pointed out that it had my weight and height mixed up. had me as 602 pounds, 1 foot - 65 inches   :)))
Posted by foxx
 - August 06, 2006, 03:54:36 PM
Um...Ha?

:-\
Posted by justahumping
 - August 06, 2006, 03:48:55 PM
now that was funny
Posted by david/ross
 - August 06, 2006, 03:30:24 PM
HabitHabit
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.

Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.

Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me ... "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."