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Posted by Monkey
 - November 23, 2006, 07:49:05 AM
Quote from: Homer on November 19, 2006, 08:49:39 AM
I find the misspelling of McDonald's in the subject line of this post equally funny.  :))) j/k

:)))
Posted by Homer
 - November 19, 2006, 08:49:39 AM
I find the misspelling of McDonald's in the subject line of this post equally funny.  :))) j/k
Posted by bluebell1us
 - November 19, 2006, 08:32:15 AM
 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))yes I have read it before too, but it is still funny
Posted by Jewel
 - November 19, 2006, 02:06:46 AM
 :)))
Posted by TmT
 - November 18, 2006, 10:50:32 PM
 <:>    :))
Posted by Jonathan
 - November 15, 2006, 11:39:15 AM
some peoples kids
Posted by Tara
 - November 14, 2006, 12:18:28 PM
OMG...LOL
Posted by badgehog
 - November 13, 2006, 07:38:19 PM
Lmfao that is hilarious....read it to my 17 year old..he says at least Florida doesn't have any restrictions when hiring...what a smart  :o0  Must I add he is unemployed and not looking either (O+O)
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - November 13, 2006, 07:32:29 PM
thats to funny...at least he was honest :))
Posted by zeboo
 - November 13, 2006, 05:17:11 PM
I've read this before and it's still funny  :))
Posted by nightperson
 - November 13, 2006, 01:36:39 PM
 :)) :)) that is something, well he did answer to the best he was ask :))
Posted by CrossCountry
 - November 13, 2006, 01:26:28 PM
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.