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Solitaire Home Story : Win 25 games this week!
Cookie Connect : Create 50 arrow cookies this week!
Crossword Cove HD : Solve 60 across words without using any hints this week!

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Posted by Luna
 - March 06, 2007, 09:16:25 AM
 :)) :)) :)) :)) O0
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - March 04, 2007, 10:37:27 PM
OMG to funny.. :)) :)) :)) :))
Posted by swamp
 - March 04, 2007, 05:45:00 PM
 :)) :)) :!!
Posted by Ms.Behavin
 - March 04, 2007, 05:32:16 PM
 :)) :)) :)) :))
Posted by Monkey
 - March 04, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."

A little PO'd, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"