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Posted by twinkle6590
 - July 22, 2009, 06:22:57 AM
OMG I love Jeff too. I especially like Jalepeno on a stick lol. PJ is pretty funny too.
Posted by Hocky
 - July 22, 2009, 05:32:37 AM
 hysterical.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif  I love Walter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Jeff Dunham is soooooooo funny!
Posted by bobby
 - July 21, 2009, 10:37:22 PM
Posted by Joe C
 - July 21, 2009, 09:13:42 PM
An oldie but goodie. hysterical.gif
Posted by FairyDust
 - July 21, 2009, 08:31:12 PM
Did you get your last check??? hysterical.gif
Posted by Hocky
 - July 21, 2009, 05:46:07 PM
She had it coming to her!  giggle2.gif giggle2.gif giggle2.gif
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 - July 21, 2009, 11:13:37 AM
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Posted by ~Sassy~
 - July 21, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
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 - July 21, 2009, 09:43:48 AM
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Posted by snowflower
 - July 21, 2009, 08:17:33 AM
 girls22.gif Oh LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!  hysterical.gif hysterical.gif giggle2.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif

You really got me Disney!!  giggle2.gif hysterical.gif hysterical.gif giggle2.gif
Posted by gator8_24
 - July 21, 2009, 07:39:23 AM
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Posted by twinkle6590
 - July 21, 2009, 06:55:37 AM
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Posted by disneyland lady
 - July 21, 2009, 06:34:35 AM
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .