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Title: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 11, 2006, 09:55:09 AM
Wanna play a game and just make funny profiles....Heres mine



Age: 113
 
Gender: The better of the two

Location: Where would you like me to be?

Occupation: Bubble Wrap Inspector

Relationship Status: I relate to myself very well

Interests: Stomping on ketchup packets...Playing with marbles...Sticking gum underneath public tables...Pulling fire alarms and running

Favorite Saying: -.._ --- ...  by Helen Keller

Favorite Music: The loud annoying kind that you don't like I'm sure

General Information: Well its not being nosy reading everyones profiles thats for sure

Favorite Pogo game: Undecided
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: SaintHiρρo on March 11, 2006, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: Tara on March 11, 2006, 09:55:09 AM
Favorite Saying: -.._ --- ...  by Helen Keller

Classic.... classic!  O0
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: hades on March 11, 2006, 10:02:35 AM
nice  O0
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: bobby on March 11, 2006, 10:15:16 AM
Quote from: Tara on March 11, 2006, 09:55:09 AM
Wanna play a game and just make funny profiles....Heres mine



Age: 113

Gender: The better of the two

Location: Where would you like me to be?

Occupation: Bubble Wrap Inspector

Relationship Status: I relate to myself very well

Interests: Stomping on ketchup packets...Playing with marbles...Sticking gum underneath public tables...Pulling fire alarms and running

Favorite Saying: -.._ --- ... by Helen Keller

Favorite Music: The loud annoying kind that you don't like I'm sure

General Information: Well its not being nosy reading everyones profiles thats for sure

Favorite Pogo game: Undecided

oh, i love that quote :D
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 11, 2006, 10:18:20 AM
Come on you guys your suppose to make a profile too  O0
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: missminimouse on March 11, 2006, 10:24:30 AM
Age: 2 (yes i'm a bleepin genius)

location: um.....location of what?  i could tell you anything from location of my poo to location of saturn at this exact moment

occupation: needs assesment,   i'm in charge of determining what my parents or babysitter need,  then decide whether or not they get what they need  i.e......they need peice and quiet,   i scream,  they need sleep,  i scream,   they need entertainment,  i giggle,   they need nurishment,   i poo so they are sick to their stomachs,    etc etc

relationship status: everyone loves me

interests:  finding the most irritating sound on the face of the earth and making the sound over and over again untill everyone in ear shot is beat red with annoyance
repeating things out of grown ups mouths that they don't want me to repeat,   ignoring them when they want me to repeat something

favorite saying: knock it off da**it  (that's what my mother says the most anyways)

favorite music:  really like that eminem stuff my babysitter plays,   but mom only let's me listen to that john jacob jingleheimer crud

general info:  don't feed me corn unless you want me to drop a bomb

favorite pogo game:  word whomp.......love whacking those gophers on the head
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Runner on March 11, 2006, 02:05:30 PM
Age: 99
 
Gender: Both

Location: Mars

Occupation: : My job involves making marks on the Mars landscape to screw with Humans

Relationship Status: We do who we want and when we want on Mars

Interests:  Destroying Earth

Favorite Saying: What comes around, goes around (cept for Earth when we destroy it)

Favorite Music: The Asteroids

General Information: You will be dead before you find out

Favorite Pogo game: Duhh Stellar
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 11, 2006, 02:06:28 PM
Those are good ones...lol
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: LastCall on March 11, 2006, 02:15:53 PM
oh God
both genders do they have names  :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: nightperson on March 11, 2006, 02:18:37 PM
not to bad i dont even have a profile on my name lol have never put one  :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Runner on March 11, 2006, 02:29:48 PM
Quote from: LastCall on March 11, 2006, 02:15:53 PM
oh God
both genders do they have names  :))

played on yahoo for many years.  got sick of people going "a/s/l"

so i started responding   99/both/mars

lol it's stuck ever since

Runner
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 11, 2006, 02:32:03 PM
usually when they a/s/l .... it means there underage   O0
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: LastCall on March 11, 2006, 02:33:19 PM
Tara  or
  very over the age  :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: nightperson on March 11, 2006, 03:01:58 PM
yup i see a/s/l so many time since i have been a member before pogo i was getting sick of seeing a/s/l i would put n/f/y/b
meaning none of your business
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 11, 2006, 03:05:34 PM
 :)) :))  thats a good one...if I would of known that saying I would of used it alot of times...lol
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: SI on March 11, 2006, 03:38:40 PM
Age: MMVI - MCMLXXIII

Gender: Allllllll man baby

Location: Depends, where do you need me to be?

Occupation: I get paid to play

Relationship Status: Got a few, but I could always use a few more *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?*

Interests: Anything that takes place beneath the sheets.  Or on top of them.  Or on the counter.  Or in the car.  Or on the subway.  Or...

Favorite Saying: "Good morning!  What are YOU still doing here?"

Favorite Music: Anything that sets the mood.  Followed by anything that breaks it lol

General Information: Well, the last batch of tests came back negative, so I'm good!  However, the rash might take a couple of weeks to go away...

Favorite Pogo Game: Why, Poppit! of course.
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Bree on March 11, 2006, 03:43:28 PM
All of you got some great imaginations and I love them all.... :)) :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: pogohatesme on March 11, 2006, 03:50:28 PM
lol who else besides you guys could come up with stuff this funny lolol
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 11, 2006, 04:16:42 PM
Quote from: DJ_SI on March 11, 2006, 03:38:40 PM
Age: MMVI - MCMLXXIII

Gender: Allllllll man baby

Location: Depends, where do you need me to be?

Occupation: I get paid to play

Relationship Status: Got a few, but I could always use a few more *wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?*

Interests: Anything that takes place beneath the sheets.  Or on top of them.  Or on the counter.  Or in the car.  Or on the subway.  Or...

Favorite Saying: "Good morning!  What are YOU still doing here?"

Favorite Music: Anything that sets the mood.  Followed by anything that breaks it lol

General Information: Well, the last batch of tests came back negative, so I'm good!  However, the rash might take a couple of weeks to go away...

Favorite Pogo Game: Why, Poppit! of course.

Thats a good one...for a minute I thought u were going to tell us your favorite posistions but that was intrests  ...lol
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: SI on March 11, 2006, 04:19:22 PM
What can I say?  I just happened to have a Family Guy DVD playing, and was inspired :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: shoes on March 11, 2006, 04:25:12 PM
AGE:  Ageless

GENDER:  AC/DC

LOCATION: Planet Earth

OCCUPATION:  What is that?

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  Relationship to what?  OH--I get it!!!  Yep I have one of those!!

INTEREST:  I think I am only earning about 4% on the CD's.  My bank is rather cheap!!

FAVORITE SAYING:  What did you say?  I can't hear you!  

FAVORITE MUSIC:  Sorry I am deaf

GENERAL INFO:  No sorry I am not a General.  I like to keep that info Private, thank you.

Favorite Pogo Game:  What the hell is a POGO???
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: jrp on March 12, 2006, 03:32:40 PM
very good ones
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: PogoCrazyMomma on March 13, 2006, 09:23:47 AM
Age: stopped counting centuries ago

Gender: all female

Location: my master's lair

Occupation: pleasing my vampire king

relationship status:  I am my master's queen.

Interests: Blood, blood, and more blood

favorite saying:  Yes, I bite

favor. music: classical piano

General Info: It's nice to know that we "don't exist", let's us get away with feeding off the scum of the world!! Bwah hah hah hah!!!

Fav. Pogo Game:  Spooky Slots
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Runner on March 13, 2006, 09:35:26 AM
Quote from: PogoCrazyMomma on March 13, 2006, 09:23:47 AM
Age: stopped counting centuries ago

Gender: all female

Location: my master's lair

Occupation: pleasing my vampire king

relationship status:  I am my master's queen.

Interests: Blood, blood, and more blood

favorite saying:  Yes, I bite

favor. music: classical piano

General Info: It's nice to know that we "don't exist", let's us get away with feeding off the scum of the world!! Bwah hah hah hah!!!

Fav. Pogo Game:  Spooky Slots


Great One!!


Runner
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: skygirl on March 13, 2006, 10:14:20 AM
My answer to a/s/l is old/yes/here.
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Nymphy on March 16, 2006, 08:36:41 PM
My profile says Im basically great on my knees and something about sex. >:D
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: SouthPadreIsland on March 16, 2006, 09:43:32 PM
AGE:  27 yeah getting to darn close to 30

GENDER:  Girl

LOCATION: Where you are not.

OCCUPATION:  Mother of a Mutant

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  Married until I find a nice place to store the body.

INTEREST:  Avoiding you as much as possible

FAVORITE SAYING:  AHHHHHHHH.....no. 

FAVORITE MUSIC:  Anything that hasn't been hacked apart during Karaoke.

GENERAL INFO:  I shop at Kroger and hate the mall - hate small talk.

Favorite Pogo Game:  Which ever game is not giving me loading errors at the time.



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on March 17, 2006, 04:18:27 AM
Quote from: SouthPadreIsland on March 16, 2006, 09:43:32 PM
AGE:  27 yeah getting to darn close to 30

GENDER:  Girl

LOCATION: Where you are not.

OCCUPATION:  Mother of a Mutant

RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  Married until I find a nice place to store the body.

INTEREST:  Avoiding you as much as possible

FAVORITE SAYING:  AHHHHHHHH.....no. 

FAVORITE MUSIC:  Anything that hasn't been hacked apart during Karaoke.

GENERAL INFO:  I shop at Kroger and hate the mall - hate small talk.

Favorite Pogo Game:  Which ever game is not giving me loading errors at the time.



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0


:))  Thats a good profile  :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: nanners on March 17, 2006, 04:21:08 AM
I always thought the "a/s/l" was used more for those "other" chat rooms..  :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Runner on March 18, 2006, 10:01:02 AM
Quote from: nanners on March 17, 2006, 04:21:08 AM
I always thought the "a/s/l" was used more for those "other" chat rooms..  :))

Agreed, we are a step above here!!!
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: nanners on March 18, 2006, 10:05:08 AM
We are many steps above those..  <3
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: raptors2004 on March 18, 2006, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: nightperson on March 11, 2006, 03:01:58 PM
yup i see a/s/l so many time since i have been a member before pogo i was getting sick of seeing a/s/l i would put n/f/y/b
meaning none of your business

well if you don't know what it means it could be taken the wrong way and n/f/y/b could be interpreted as no, f*&^ you b&^ch .. Something to that effect.. That's why I don't like chat acronyms .. So many different translations.. Like "mf" .. First I thought the guy was swearing at me.. Ah, well :D
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: gatime on March 19, 2006, 11:47:01 PM
Thanks for the laff's, we have some creative members in here.
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: mog on April 08, 2006, 12:33:24 PM
check this out. some random person's profile i read. lmfao.

https://img68.imageshack.us/img68/1401/sumgurlpoogoo9dc.jpg
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Monkey on April 08, 2006, 12:46:48 PM
Is her favorite game PERFECT Pair Solitaire?
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on April 08, 2006, 02:52:06 PM
Quote from: mog on April 08, 2006, 12:33:24 PM
check this out. some random person's profile i read. lmfao.

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6974/sumgurlpoogoo29rn.jpg

HEY!!!! How did you get my profile?   ::) :o >:(
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: nightperson on April 08, 2006, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 08, 2006, 02:52:06 PM
Quote from: mog on April 08, 2006, 12:33:24 PM
check this out. some random person's profile i read. lmfao.

https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6974/sumgurlpoogoo29rn.jpg

HEY!!!! How did you get my profile?   ::) :o >:(

oh my that is you no wonder homer got you hitch so soon :))
Title: Re: Profiles
Post by: Tara on April 08, 2006, 03:15:36 PM
Thats not me I was just kidding, I don't have blonde hair . And my mini wouldn't be caught dead in those clothes or that background  r1.gif