the wife aka boss has set me some rules and punishments if I'm caught breaking them ,
#1 no more flirting with Tara and they rest of the girls not even Foxx my fav one , if I'm caught no sex for a day
#2 no more hijacking topics or no sex for 2 days
#3 no more posting silly jokes or no sex for 3 days
#4 no more perving on avatars even if they are waiting to pee or no sex for 4 days
#5 don't post this on the forum or u'll think I'm Santa's wife cause he only comes around once a year and hes lucky he gets any at all
#6 if u break rules 1 to 4 its no more pogo as well
i think the boss has done her dash now
anyone want a gecko I'm free to a good home I'm almost house trained ,
hmmmmmmmmmmm I'm wondering if this could be over what i said when she asked for a new dishwasher
all i said was when i married you sweetheart <3 i thought u wouldn't need those things cause ur my dishwasher, my chef and look at all the money i saved you when i bought u a broom to clean the house with saves heaps on electricity bills
ummmmmmm she just read my posttt, anyone got a steak for my black eye
love u all at PC
btw i'm not sure what she meant but she mumbled something and said i should wear a condom on my head :o
:)) Gecko...you are just too funny...
HOWEVER...
Quote from: GeckoDundee on April 01, 2006, 08:45:06 PM
anyone want a gecko i'm free to a good home i'm almost house trained ,
I am not sure any of the women here will want to take you in after the dishwasher comment...Mr. Foxx would need 2 steaks and a bag of peas if he ever said that to me...I'll let you guess where he'd be holding those frozen peas... ;)
If he don't cook I don't need him :)) :))
Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 09:37:17 PM
If he don't cook I don't need him :)) :))
Yeah, we know...you found a man who cooks! You suck. :P
Quote from: foxx on April 01, 2006, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 09:37:17 PM
If he don't cook I don't need him :)) :))
Yeah, we know...you found a man who cooks! You suck. :P
Oh I could say something really good right here...but I am reading the chalkboard !!!
Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: foxx on April 01, 2006, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 09:37:17 PM
If he don't cook I don't need him :)) :))
Yeah, we know...you found a man who cooks! You suck. :P
Oh I could say something really good right here...but I am reading the chalkboard !!!
LMAO...Walked right into that one, didn't I? :))
thats funny to think about :o
Quote from: hades on April 01, 2006, 09:43:36 PM
thats funny to think about :o
Sorry, maybe its late...but what's funny to think about? Tara sucking? Mr. Foxx and the frozen peas?
all of it of course
Quote from: foxx on April 01, 2006, 09:48:27 PM
Quote from: hades on April 01, 2006, 09:43:36 PM
thats funny to think about :o
Sorry, maybe its late...but what's funny to think about? Tara sucking? Mr. Foxx and the frozen peas?
ohhhhhhhhh...she just had to go there... :))
;)
:x