FOUR LETTER WORDS........
....A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, " the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." suddenly she burst out crying. " But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never hear before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "please don't make you tell you mama," wept the daughter, " I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, Please!" "darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK
Quote from: angel77 on June 19, 2006, 01:12:01 PM
FOUR LETTER WORDS........
....A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, " the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." suddenly she burst out crying. " But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never hear before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "please don't make you tell you mama," wept the daughter, " I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, Please!" "darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK
Sounds like words my GF will be afraid to hear... :)) Funny joke.
Quote from: angel77 on June 19, 2006, 01:12:01 PM
FOUR LETTER WORDS........
....A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, " the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." suddenly she burst out crying. " But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never hear before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "please don't make you tell you mama," wept the daughter, " I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, Please!" "darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK
Grounds for divorce!
lol good one, i'm one of the lucky ones that has a fiance who can do all those, sometimes without being asked :ooo
Quote from: Lynne on June 19, 2006, 01:25:29 PM
lol good one, i'm one of the lucky ones that has a fiance who can do all those, sometimes without being asked :ooo
The keyword was "fiance" Just wait... :)) Just kidding.
lol i hope not lol >:((
lol. ;D