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Creative Corner => Just for Giggles => Topic started by: Kelly on July 25, 2006, 10:05:13 PM

Title: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: Kelly on July 25, 2006, 10:05:13 PM
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son & described his predicament.

Dear Vincent, 
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. 
            Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son :



Dear Dad,   
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
        Love, Vinnie



At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents & local police arrived & dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man & left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.



Dear Dad,
Go ahead & plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. I hope it helped.
      Love, Vinnie
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: damian666 on July 25, 2006, 11:24:46 PM
Holy S--T.  :)) Nice kid to help like that though  :)))
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: hades on July 26, 2006, 06:37:30 AM
lol.  :)
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: wattsmyname on July 26, 2006, 06:45:15 AM
lol such a helpful son  :)))
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: peaches1977 on July 31, 2006, 06:20:29 AM
At least he tried   :P
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: david/ross on July 31, 2006, 06:00:32 PM
 :)))very good :D :))
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: Luna on July 31, 2006, 06:06:34 PM
 :)) :))
Title: Re: The Italian Tomato Garden
Post by: kgansor on July 31, 2006, 09:31:17 PM
aww that sounds like something that would happen with ryan and his family  :))