One morning while making breakfast, a man
walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt
and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid
of your control top panty hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his
wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get
rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by his "winkie." With a death
grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up,we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the pool man, and your brother!"
<:> :))) Uh.. I dont know... I think I would leave well enuf alone and not suggest firmin the winkie... she seems to be havin a nice party w/o him firmin anything... :o0
:))i agree with you tokens, but was cute :))
:)) that was cute :D
omg :))
good 1 :))
:)) deserves him right. "'"
lol :))