I thought this might be fun I will start it off
you know your in a cheap supermarket when
you see a worker take a little debbie cake that has been opened, put in a ziploc bag and put it back on the shelf :))
when they take an sticker that expired and cover it with a new experation date without removing the old one.
Quote from: zeboo on October 15, 2006, 03:47:50 PM
I thought this might be fun I will start it off
you know your in a cheap supermarket when
you see a worker take a little debbie cake that has been opened, put in a ziploc bag and put it back on the shelf :))
If they announce that they are gonna have a 10 minute special sale on an item and when ur standin right at that isle where the item is... you only see 1 of them on the shelf........lol
If the sale items have price stickers from another store.
...when the bags have the competeters name on them
when a package breaks open they sell it seperate and it states NOT FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE :ll :-X
when homeless people own the store
when they only have one cash register
Quote from: robnbanqs on October 15, 2006, 04:55:19 PM
the voice comes over the loudspeaker and says clean up in isle 7 and you realize there are only 2 isles
:)) :))) :)) :))) when a package breaks open and they tape it up and say Reduced price item
when the put red meat on top of brown (hamburger meat)
when everything is a dollar and there are no labels on the cans
when you carry your own plastic bags to put your items in when you leave
after the spill cleanup, they twist the sponge so the liquid can go back into the bottle
when you go to use a shopping cart and have walmarts,kmarts and other competitors names on them
instead of getting back change, you get I.O.U.'s
they have a Red light special!!
when the only labels you see are Generic
when they charge you for the bags!!
when the butcher gets excited for bringing back a case load of roadkill
eggs are sold yolk or chick
they yell clean up on isle 4 and they hand you the mop
.. when the only currency they accept is cash or food stamps
when the toilet paper is sold individually and only half rolls
bread had a week old discount!!
when they don't have shopping carts just boxes
sale signs are hand-written on torn-off parts of cardboard boxes, and half the words are misspelled
Quote from: tponka on October 17, 2006, 10:45:16 AM
sale signs are hand-written on torn-off parts of cardboard boxes, and half the words are misspelled
And hung up with duct tape. :)))
when you shop by using a flashlight
Their sales advertisements on TV are on the info commercials
Their ads are wrote on the windows with white shoe polish.
the floors are not tiled, just plain dirt
when the meat is in picnic coolers
the candy aisle has lots of open wrappers and bites missing
when the store clerks use disposable camera's instead of cam corder's
when the punkins they sell are last year's jack-o-lanterns
the store has you put sponges on your feet to clean the floor
when the cash register is one of those with the push buttons and handle like slot machines
when the cereal is in ziplock bags
when the store smells like old dirty laundry
When they don't even having shopping carts.
Quote from: tponka on October 17, 2006, 11:37:34 AM
when the punkins they sell are last year's jack-o-lanterns
when they sale punkins generic of the real pumpkins
they don't provide bags
you have to bring your own boxes
all the expiration dates have come and gone
cottage cheese turns green
when they say bring your own bags to put your food in it.... lmao ( I been to a store like that, fo' real)
whey the bugs dies from the smell
when you ask for old veggies in the back..
when they say the hours of operations depends on how many customers they get today.....lmao
when they dont have change for a ten
They don't have shopping carts
they only have i cashier
when you see the owner in his pj's walkin around the store...lmao
the manager drinking beer behind the counter
Quote from: nightperson on October 24, 2006, 01:50:33 PM
the manager drinking beer behind the counter
when there's no toilet paper in the bathrooms. lmao :)))
when the floor look like the dirt outside
when you walk down the isles and your feet keep sticking to the floor
when you see nasty green slime on the floor
When they sell out dated items
the only meat in the deli section is bologna
when the dead animals are on the butcher block
When the butcher is the cashier, butcher, manager and stockboy.
when you see some1 that has died there
When you have to get a key to the bathroom and walk across the street to the gas station to use it.
when you see the outhouse in the middle of the store
When the cash register is not electric.
when they use a blue tarp for a roof
when you see ants leaving the store
When they have people at the front playing checkers in rocking chairs
when the dog wont lay on the porch
When you have to ask for you mail also.
when you pass out from the smell
when senior citzens gather everyday for 5 cent coffee and day old doughnuts
when the manager has wholes in his shirts and pants
When the police stands in front with his gun always drawn... lmao
When they accept rolled change.
clerks bargain.
no shopping carts
you see the expiration dates removed... lol
no fresh produce
The cashier usin paper and pencil to add... rofl
all labels are removed from the cans and contents written in crayon
when the soup kitchen or food bank is comin to the store to DELIVER food... lmao
When the meat in the fresh meats isle smells the same as a dead person
When on the fresh bread sign the word "fresh" is scratched thru...
When the bags at Acme are printed wallgreens
when you can pay for only what you need out of a can of beans and not the whole can!!
When the Mens room door Leads to a bush outside
when all the labels are torn off every item and its all thrown in a big bin like a pot luck guess on what you are trying to get
when you see someone use food stamps to purchase a 6 pack of budlight. :))
when you see T-Bone steak, 500 Pogo Tokens per pound
when maggots are climbing out of the meat and they tell you its "special" spices
when the cans are bloated worse than a woman with her period
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 02, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
when the cans are bloated worse than a woman with her period
Excuse me<hands on hip... eyeroll for all the women> lol You mean worst than a man thats a beer drinker... and cheap/off brand beer at that... lol......
You know ur at a cheap market when the beer do not have a label...but Gamer drinks it anyway....
when Tokens diapers look like fishnets and smell like em too :)) :)) :))
When Gamer's denture cream is really flour and water... rofl
When tokens used her left over S & H green stamps :)))
when they only take food and camel stamps
When they spread manure on the vegies to make em grow
when buying in bulk means you only get 2
When the brinks armored car to pick up the days proceeds is a tricycle with a basket
you have to bring back the leftovers so they can re sell them
when they say no gs carry them our yourself
when they give you pogo tokens instead of a paycheck
When they tell you at the checkout... uh, ur brave to shop here....lmao
when they water down the beer
When u see a long line a block long around the buildin?
when the clerks dumpster dive to stock shelves
when cheap hookers run the registers to attrat the men to cum in and shop
when they scrape the mold off the cheese
when the cleaning isle needs a cleaning
Quote from: pogo_gamer on January 05, 2007, 11:07:33 AM
when cheap hookers run the registers to attrat the men to cum in and shop
:ooo :oo :-X
When the police are ridin by the store shinin their light at the door every 10 minutes or LESS... lol
When they hire tmt to spray the vegies instead of paying for water :)))
Tyvm... I'm jus that sweet I will make the veggies grow healthy and big...
When u see Gamer standin in front of the store with a can beggin... will work for food but but not this store plez....
when they charge more for the bags than the groceries
When the mice pack up and leave... u see them runnin out with their luggage... :)) :))
When you see ant's picketing the store for more food
When u see the parkin lot empty and u can choose to park anywhere... rofl
when the salvation army gives donations instead of asking for them
When there are so many shelves empty and no stock boy to stock shelves back...
When the meat in the delie gets up and walks away all by itself
when you see a former guest from the Jerry Springer show filling up there cart with there food stamps
Ur Deer Friend
bams
when the employees go shopping in other stores
When the sign says "not 24hr store" hr operation... Only when you see doors open... lol
When the day old bread is really week old bread
When health department stopped comin by checkin store... lol
when ants go on stike for better living conditions
When the owner laughs at customer purchasin stuff an animal wouldnt buy/eat/use...
When the condoms hanging on the shelf are already used
ewwwww
When there are no street lights on the street or store lights in the store...
When the signs say, out dated food, purchase at own risk
when people are up-chucking in front of the store
!@#$ CLOSE THIS STORE, I HAVE A CEASE AND DESIST ORDER IN HAND >:(( !@#$
the shelfs are full of mice chit
the frozen food is all thawed out and full of maggots
your employees are picking their :o0 and then touching the food
and last but not least there are 42 people in front of the store :xx
When the store owner do not get up and run after shop lifters... lmao... but laugh instead...
When they have 20 registers yet 2 are only opened during their busiest time of day >:((
Quote from: Monkey on January 08, 2007, 06:28:00 PM
When they have 20 registers yet 2 are only opened during their busiest time of day >:((
rofl... Stop talkin bout Walmart....
When you wait for change that is due you and the cashier begs you to let her keep it.... lmfaoz
when you ask an employee a question and they answer...." i dont know i just work here"
When the store is infested with maggots n rodants
When you get home and see 10.00 got you 50.00 worth of groceries... lol
when you go to pay for your goods and the register opens and maggots crawl out
When you never get sale fliers or advertisement in the newspaper... rofl
when it's 10 below zero and no heat is on
when ppl pay with all pennies and receive their change back as all pennies
when they have parking meters in their parking lot :)) :)) :))
when the store shelves almost empty...u ask when is a certain item comin in.... store owner says.... he have no idea when or if the trucks will deliver this month
When the sign on the front door says " Building Condemed "
Try turnin ppl around with a condemn sign on the door... u will have a riot..... they still want bargains.......
When the crabs jumo out of the freezer and land in your undies :))) :)) :))
When they run out of bags
when the good are carried off by rodants before you can put them in your cart
When you see medal bars all in front of the windows and doors... lookin like a prison....
When the store shelfs are loaded with penny candy
When the sign reads.... be back in 5 mins... and that sign been there for years....
when the sign says 99.9 % off prices listed
When there is a big garbage can in the middle of the store floor collectin drips of water....
When they strip you as you come through the door only to sell your clothing
When the refrigated food is in coolers.... rofl
When the sign of the front door says " Enter at own risk " ::)
When Self-Check-Out... means... pay for it if you want or jus bag it and go......
the rats have stopped eating the food
:)) Bobby
When you see columns here and there holdin up fallin down walls....
when the freezer case is filled with road kill
when they ask you to recycle everything... lol
When they make you bring your OLD BAGS
when the red cross brings food to the grocery store
When bread has mole on it....
When the food is only out dated goods
When the store has no store manager.... lol
When you see your mother in law shopping there
When you enter and see the lights flickerin very dim off/on and someone shout out.....fix the lights.....
when the bag of food is ripped open and they tape it up and re-sale it.
When you see the pricing all the items are with those big red stickers.
when you see labels partially coverin other store brand name items with the current store label...lol
When you see Homer and he asks, paper or plastic
When they dont have bags for groceries!!
when they scrap mold off bakery products and sell them for half price....and say its day old.
When they sell milk thats gone sour and tell you its yogurt
When you see them playing checkers outside in front of the store.
when they reuse shopping bags over and over again
When the shopping carts are made of wood.
when the free samples are molded
When you see Monkey shopping there. :-X
(O+O)
You see Monkey giving away free samples.
(O+O)
When you see Tara pay for everything without using a single coupon
When you see toothless Monkey with a tin cup sitting in the front begging for some change.
When you see Tara behind the register :))
When you see Monkey and Tara runnin thru the market racin to get food in their pjs... lol
when l0c0 uses it as an all you can eat buffet !@!
Two- day old bread is on sale after the 5 days on the rack
When Taquita and Kaui are shopping there :)) :))
I am so dead :!#
When you see they have 8 tracks sold there.............lol
There's a 10 year old behind the register :))
Jolly green giant is outside with a sign outside trying to get customers inside.
When their automatic doors don't open automatically :ll
When a roach offer to carry your shopping to the car
Quote from: Monkey on April 21, 2007, 09:21:18 AM
There's a 10 year old behind the register :))
LMFAO! I just saw this. TFF! :)) :)) :)) :))
When the girl at the register has her kid with her.
When you have to bring your own bags or sacks to bag up your groceries
When you buy toilet paper....its used ...rofl.. Im talkin like half a roll or less (not dirty, nasty, used wipes) rofl hard
When nobody's working at any of their registers (O+O)
When you see Tokens shopping there. :)))
Just kidding sweetie. :-*
lol Hey, when they say.. we dont accept food stamps for this chit....rofl hard
When the cans are as bloated as you are
When it is in Fort Lauderdale Florida. >:D :-* :!@ :o0
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 11, 2007, 03:24:01 PM
When it is in Fort Lauderdale Florida. >:D :-* :!@ :o0
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Alot of "guests" are probably like WTH? :))When they start selling horse food :))
When u dont see the "first" name brand item... lol
When the fresh fish smell like last weeks left over tuna
Quote from: Monkey on May 11, 2007, 04:38:00 PM
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 11, 2007, 03:24:01 PM
When it is in Fort Lauderdale Florida. >:D :-* :!@ :o0
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Alot of "guests" are probably like WTH? :))
When they start selling horse food :))
Hee!! I just saw this. :)))
When the floors are made of hay.
When there's pee on the floor :@
Milk and beer are kept in a ice chest behind the counter!
When the check-out lanes dont have any candy, gum, etc...at the check out....
!@#$ when they only sell one kind of beer :{:
Quote from: swampboy on November 20, 2007, 04:35:30 AM
!@#$ when they only sell one kind of beer :{:
lmao.. oh gawd
They have fake jewelry in a locked counter.
Prime Rib comes from a Chicken
When the bread is green.
canned goods are bulging.
when HOT dogs are in cold case.. bbq29.gif
When they use candles for lighting at night.
When you have to cut your own meat.
When you see the sign SavALot
When you go to buy apples and they are still on the tree behind the store. :oo
Quote from: SassyBear on July 28, 2008, 07:33:27 PM
When you go to buy apples and they are still on the tree behind the store. :oo
wouldnt that be better? lol
when you go to get caned veggies big sign reading bring your own can lmao
when the word food has an * next to it
When you see a bicycle horn with a sign in crayon that reads, "Please squeeze three times in case of fire."
They grow their own produce department
When you see something on the shelves that expired 3 months ago. :ll
When you have to wait for the chickens to lay the eggs. :-\
the only option to pay is "access" aka food stamps
:o0
... the food on the shelves comes without wrapping. Naked food!
There's nothing to bag your groceries with.
When you see no shopping carts or baskets.
the store gets its bread from the 'day old' bread store
The sign in the meat department say "we buy road kill"
...most of the fresh produce is rotten and it smells like crap.
The light is provided by lightning bugs in jars.
There's no Indoor Plumbing hysterical.gif
when you see flys all over the fruit
.....the newspapers are yesterdays! shocked.gif
Quote from: ing10 on August 25, 2009, 01:44:05 PM
.....the newspapers are yesterdays! shocked.gif
And they are not in English.
There are no cashiers just scan yourself and bag it.
there is a sale on sale items! LOL
all the greeting cards are already used and come with an eraser giggle2.gif
all of the meat and milk is already well past the "best if used by" date
when the floors are still made of wood. hysterical.gif
Tobacco is only sold by the pound.
when the cashier starts out I remember when your grandpa.... no-no.gif
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...A tablet of paper is used on one side.
when the cashier is wearing a meat apron covered in blood
The canned food isle consists of mason jars and not metal cans
Know what is the scariest thing of all?
all these things you guys are mentioning describes a little market by my apartment owned by this one couple.
The wife is Korean, the hubby is Mexican.
You have to super careful about what you buy there and the veggies go bad within a day or two so you gotta use them night you buy them.
Scary huh?
when you see tobacco hanging from the ceiling
.....your feet stick to the floor.
When the carryout person is using a red wagon hysterical.gif
The produce is still in the dirt
You have to catch and pluck your own chickens.
Your Christmas "ham" is the very much alive hog out back yet.
they unwrap the cheeses in the deli, cut of the mould, re-wrap and put it back out for sale.
They have a chicken coop in back for "farm fresh" eggs