Redneck Nuptials
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel
for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night
and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?"
The redneck fellow thought about it for a minute and then replied,
"No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."