Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the
beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," She said.
I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later, a phone rang. The
Second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, She explained, "That
was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The older woman felt very low tech.
And not to be out done, she decided she had to do somethings just as impressive. She
stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet
papter hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........
"Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!"
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OMG lol :)) :))
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