The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a
lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked
with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" He replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator.
:))
:)) I love it
thats just plain wrong lol
that was cute :))