An Elderly man in his eighties asked his wife if she would call the doctors office in the morning and make an appointment for him
His wife said, Yes I can, why ? are you sick or feeling poorly ?
No he replied, But I have been watching the commercials on the T.V. and they keep advertising this Viagra pill and what it can do and I want to ask the doctor for a script for it
Oh my she responded, yes I will call the first thing in the morning and while I'm at it will make an appointment for myself as well !!
The husband said, are you sickly or feeling poorly dear ?
She replied No...............But I need a tetanus shot !!
He said, did you cut yourself or step on a rusty nail
She replied no, but if your going to use that rusty old thing, I had better be protected :)))
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