Hi all - just read a game on-line where someone wrote long sentences without the letter 'e' - it is HARD! I was surprised - so thought we could try and see how long a sentence can you create without the letter 'e' in it!
Good luck! (not being able to use the word 'the' is a real pain!)
let's see.... my first lame effort:
My cat is playing with a rubber ball by a fish tank.
:)
I will not wash any floors today.
Ur Deer Friend
bams
your car is blocking my yard from rain that it's hurting for to grow.
you can kiss my foot that I put on top of the pillow, and now it is still throbbing in pain.
Quote from: Ms.Behavin on May 11, 2007, 06:12:44 AM
your car is blocking my yard from rain that it's hurting for to grow.
Ok that one doesn't count! I think I was still sleeping LMFAO! Lets see who can pick this apart? O+O
I saw young kids playing in a parking lot full of cars.
Wait, kiss my :o0 and yo' mama too!!
Look into my mouth as I spit on you. :;'
I wish my :o0 didnt itch.... lol
Happy Mama's Day! :!!
An ignorant, lying, old man was lying to all about his family. :8:
Quote from: IndianLover on May 11, 2007, 08:26:16 AM
you can kiss my foot that I put on top of the pillow, and now it is still throbbing in pain.
Cryin is good for you!! :'((
Sucking your thumb is not as bad as you thought.
I think I can , I think I can , I think I can , I think I can......
I thought I could , I thought I could, I thought I could...
Quote from: Monkey on May 13, 2007, 12:11:12 PM
An ignorant, lying, old man was lying to all about his family. :8:
<<chokin...spittin all ova my monitor>>lmfaoz
Stop it...Stop it... ur makin this lady laugh (laughin my :o0 off!!!)
I know who is more imporant than you.
I lick candybars...slurp... slurp...slurp...mmmmmmm
A diary is full of lustful stuff.
bumping....
Talking drinks can not say anything. :-\
Oh gawd, I think I'm lustin for him.... :8:
Brassy balls don't talk back.
^ Nor Does "I" :[
<..>
You can look, but not touch, be hurt, but not hurt, swallow, but not spit.... :;" :/\
Quote from: Jinx55 on July 01, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
You can look, but not touch, be hurt, but not hurt, swallow, but not spit.... :;" :/\
:P
He eats smelly self centered jockey undies every evening. :)) :)) :))
wishful thinking always turns out good
I am starving and hadn't had any! ???
Quote from: CowboysFan2004 on June 29, 2007, 06:22:26 AM
^ Nor Does "I" :[
<..>
:" This game... no "e's" allowed... lol
Quote from: Jinx55 on July 01, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
You can look, but not touch, be hurt, but not hurt, swallow, but not spit.... :;" :/\
:" Ah ah ahhhhhhhhh...no e's allowed... lmfaoz so hard
I am in a crazy mood... laughin is good for this lady... lol
This game changed to put a E in every word...Fiz said so. :-[
I luv bananas... I luv apricots... I luv figs... I luv plums ..oh and pumpkins... rofl
Hot dogs and chips do not go with Hi-C.
HAPPY 4th OF JULY!
I will buy a goat if my grass grows too high, stuff mowing it.
bubblegum.gif Ok........ A B C D bbq29.gif :## bbq26.gif !@! bbq22.gif F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
This is hard to do.
Quote from: Chata on July 05, 2007, 05:47:53 AM
bubblegum.gif Ok........ A B C D bbq29.gif :## bbq26.gif !@! bbq22.gif F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
This is hard to do.
LMAO...That was funny. bubblegum.gif
So how was your trip to Alaska
Good it was cold. My buns R fro Z N :o0
Quote from: IndianLover on July 05, 2007, 04:29:30 PM
So how was your trip to Alaska
Hi Indian... u still in alaska? lol
I saw a brown cow pooping on the grass. LOL
I want to !@! a phat bbq29.gif with mustard...
Stuff your bbq29.gif up my Grand Canyon
:-\
Quote from: Monkey on July 16, 2007, 02:29:42 PM
Stuff your bbq29.gif up my Grand Canyon
:-\
Touch your socks... stay still...
grabbin a hotdog...
aimin...
hold still bbq29.gif bbq29.gif bbq29.gif >shovin<
So much for using stuff that has a p in it.
Saturday's usually suck :(
today is August Fourth.
Tomorrow is August fifth
July was four days ago.
I know my ABCs :)))
abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
^i do too. :))
I saw a quick duck on a pond.
I lost all my cash in a brown bag which had a big rip in it.
I saw a duck.
I 8 a duck and it was good. bbq21.gif
But, I had spit on duck-prior to you swallowing it :)) :))
:-\ .......................................... :o0
So much for anything with skim milk in it.
put your chit away....NOW!!!!!!!!
********* *** *** ***** *****
I **** *** *** ******* on this **** in **********, ******** ****** **'s a **** *** ****ing *********. :/\
You know what? Nothing! :))
Did you know i go fishing
Uh...this is not "did you know" topic... lol
I could suck this thing all night long bbq21.gif bbq29.gif
Quote from: Monkey on August 23, 2007, 08:14:24 AM
I could suck this thing all night long bbq21.gif bbq29.gif
OH MY GAWD :o
That Was Yummy!!! YAY!! HORRAY!!
Play with him it's ok. fall13.gif
I want DSL!
I got DSL... now I want two mo' PCs.
my ball and chain wants a laptop for xmas! i said NO!!
A lazy man isn't worth a damn.
all i want for christmas is ....
Pink and brown don't match.
Look that man has no balls.
Thanksgiving is in our past.
Thanksgiving is a boring holiday ++
no santa this xmas :<<
Santa told l0c0 I want toys for Christmas....lol ""
Snowballs can hurt you. winter20.gif
this snowman cant fart snowman1.gif
If the snowman could fart it would stink! lmfaoz
:oo I saw what was forbid right on top of my post. :)) :))
!@#$ I bark you jump :)))
I jump, you fly.
you jump, i fly
both of us jump, our amigos jump <..> <..>
i fly you laugh it jumps. ski3.gif
:/// for him to pull up in his limo...
To sing is to sing. carolers.gif
Too cold for bathing suit, silly!
A sun will go down at dark.
Today is Monday and it didnt snow today. winter31.gif
Folks say it won't snow in So Cal, but it does!!
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 26, 2007, 05:04:02 PM
Folks say it won't snow in So Cal, but it does!!
:)))
Sorry had to do it...lmao It's hard to do. :)))
Xmas Tree Waitin for Christmas is hard to do! Xmas Tree
Quote from: ~Tara~ on November 26, 2007, 07:51:30 PM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 26, 2007, 05:04:02 PM
Folks say it won't snow in So Cal, but it does!!
:)))
Sorry had to do it...lmao It's hard to do. :)))
DANGIT! I meant to type "do" even though it's gramatically wrong and apparently
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT!! (that's also my next sentence)
ROFL@Brave
I couldnt do it too! lmao
It was a long cold night in the drowsy town of Bobbington Ohio, and lil' Suzy who was watching CSI was thinking about going to the pantry for that last can of spam.
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 05:41:03 AM
It was a long cold night in the drowsy town of Bobbington Ohio, and lil' Suzy who was watching CSI was thinking about going to the pantry for that last can of spam.
Oh my you live dangerously.... that is a long post... only one mistake, though........ "The" (I'm so sorry hun...and it was so good)
You post a long post Lady...wtg! ------------------>> I know I should have said "posted" lmfaoz
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 05:45:12 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 05:41:03 AM
It was a long cold night in the drowsy town of Bobbington Ohio, and lil' Suzy who was watching CSI was thinking about going to the pantry for that last can of spam.
Oh my you live dangerously.... that is a long post... only one mistake, though........ "The" (I'm so sorry hun...and it was so good)
You post a long post Lady...wtg! ------------------>> I know I should have said "posted" lmfaoz
And I went back and read and reread it. I guess the only way I can get that right is to take the E offa my keyboard!! LOL
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 05:46:57 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 05:45:12 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 05:41:03 AM
It was a long cold night in the drowsy town of Bobbington Ohio, and lil' Suzy who was watching CSI was thinking about going to the pantry for that last can of spam.
Oh my you live dangerously.... that is a long post... only one mistake, though........ "The" (I'm so sorry hun...and it was so good)
You post a long post Lady...wtg! ------------------>> I know I should have said "posted" lmfaoz
And I went back and read and reread it. I guess the only way I can get that right is to take the E offa my keyboard!! LOL
<<fallin outta my chair>> lmao so hard...oh my gawd.. I love it!!!
It was a very good sentence.... I'm like, wow... she lives dangerously... lmao
Today it might snow, I will luv that!!
Oh, Blast!!! ( my next try... maybe if I keep it short I can get it right. )
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 05:52:56 AM
Oh, Blast!!! ( my next try... maybe if I keep it short I can get it right. )
Hey! ur like me... u like'em "long"... lmfaoz
I will try not to laugh at Lady...
i wash cars with stinky socks and boots
how do you wash cars with stinky socks and boots?
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
how do you wash cars with stinky socks and boots?
As long as you usin h20 and soap it will work...lmao
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
how do you wash cars with stinky socks and boots?
As long as you usin h20 and soap it will work...lmao
soap, H20 and lots of scrubbing
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
how do you wash cars with stinky socks and boots?
As long as you usin h20 and soap it will work...lmao
soap, H20 and lots of scrubbing
Oh, and you must push, pull, soap-it-up-good.. scrub.. strong washin...dirt will go away! lmao
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 12:56:50 PM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
how do you wash cars with stinky socks and boots?
As long as you usin h20 and soap it will work...lmao
soap, H20 and lots of scrubbing
Oh, and you must push, pull, soap-it-up-good.. scrub.. strong washin...dirt will go away! lmao
only to show up again cuz of a dirty dust storm!
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 02:40:53 PM
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 12:56:50 PM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 07:55:28 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:51:13 AM
how do you wash cars with stinky socks and boots?
As long as you usin h20 and soap it will work...lmao
soap, H20 and lots of scrubbing
Oh, and you must push, pull, soap-it-up-good.. scrub.. strong washin...dirt will go away! lmao
only to show up again cuz of a dirty dust storm!
>:(( I said, "good gawd".. not again... not again... shoot!!
I won so much stuff, I could try to stow stuff away.
Two kids play hopscotch four days a month in my town.
Why you playing jacks?
Who hit you on the butt? <<< lmao... everybody part I was thinkin of had an "e" >>
Quote from: TmT on November 27, 2007, 05:27:01 PM
Who hit you on the butt? <<< lmao... everybody part I was thinkin of had an "e" >>
arm ?lol
Christmas is coming soon so only good kids win gifts. xmas6.gif
You can't put that on this. xmas5.gif
And why did you stop talking about washing cars just to start talking about body parts???
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 27, 2007, 07:50:43 PM
And why did you stop talking about washing cars just to start talking about body parts???
Wasnt I that start dif' topic... lol ((that was hard to spit out)) lmfao
ok just thought i'd ask
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 28, 2007, 05:29:17 AM
ok just thought i'd ask
I can still play with you, look-- you and I doin it now...
( another hard one I spitted out) lmao
playin this is fun... making words so that you can know what your actually saying is hard though.
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 28, 2007, 07:39:21 AM
playin this is fun... making words so that you can know what your actually saying is hard though.
I know!! Isnt it Brilliant!! You cant rush this.
Brilliant... it's a fact. And thought provoking, too. Think you can add to this so it will not stop?
Brilliant... it's a fact. And thought provoking, too. Think you can add to this so it will not stop? Ok, I will try not to disappoint you.
Brilliant... it's a fact. And thought provoking, too. Think you can add to this so it will not stop? Ok, I will try not to disappoint you. This might show tough, but so far so good, don't you think?
Brilliant... it's a fact. And thought provoking, too. Think you can add to this so it will not stop? Ok, I will try not to disappoint you. This might show tough, but so far so good, don't you think? It might start slowin down words to say to form a thought not usin that alpha...
It might just not work so good, so switch the topic iffin you want!
You try to play with the post that is mo' than most! lmao << love the ebonics bad sentence...bad...lmao>>
So what if you don't want to go.
If you brag alot you probably talk alot of crap.
Gotta double check for E's , this is hard!
Dont fib, you shouldn't... bad..bad girl to fib...lmao
If you don't look down you won't fall. :))
Animals sniff bad girls and boys grin and laugh its nasty :!$
Visting my mom lasts about 2 hours
Pop tarts quick to fix for if you hungry bbq26.gif
I laugh at liars who brag. :)))
i want a gift..... NOW! LOL j/k
We never let anyone read!
Quote from: jeffy on December 13, 2007, 08:09:45 AM
We never let anyone read!
Good gawd...every word in your sentence has an E in it. :oo
You don't follow instructions. :))
Spit in your hair is nasty but you grin at it with joy and want it again and again :8:
And a balloon pops loudly in a zoo.
A good cook is hard to find. cook.gif
I'm right in front of you!!!
You must show proof that it is not a fib. :)))
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I had a tuna sandwich tonight, what a way to finish a day. A day of lounging in my pajamas and not any productivity.
:/o\
If I had a tuna sandwich I would probably gag cuz I am not a fish fan, but I will chow on a bbq pork sandwich anyday!
Xmas Tree
I will not stop driving until I find a parking spot to go Christmas shopping for my family. dance11.gif
I am looking for a Samaritan to watch my pups during a two-day trip to visit my family for Christmas. My mom allows no dogs to visit, and nobody is in town to do this job. No room for my pups at any boarding locations. I do not want to miss out on visiting my family, so right now my only option is to bring my pups along and stay at an inn at a fairly good proximity to my folks. I wish I could find that Good Samaritan NOW!
Quote from: tponka on December 19, 2007, 12:44:33 PM
I am looking for a Samaritan to watch my pups during a two-day trip to visit my family for Christmas. My mom allows no dogs to visit, and nobody is in town to do this job. No room for my pups at any boarding locations. I do not want to miss out on visiting my family, so right now my only option is to bring my pups along and stay at an inn at a fairly good proximity to my folks. I wish I could find that Good Samaritan NOW!
:D WOW...That's alot for not using an "e"
Quote from: tponka on December 19, 2007, 12:44:33 PM
I am looking for a Samaritan to watch my pups during a two-day trip to visit my family for Christmas. My mom allows no dogs to visit, and nobody is in town to do this job. No room for my pups at any boarding locations. I do not want to miss out on visiting my family, so right now my only option is to bring my pups along and stay at an inn at a fairly good proximity to my folks. I wish I could find that Good Samaritan NOW!
camera.gif SHOW OFF ... YOU WIN HANDS DOWN camera.gif
:)) :)) :))
You did such a good job! WTG. :^*
franks.. but that story is totally fact *cry*
Sorry but I'm busy housewife1.gif your still tops in my book. :^*
Gadzooks, I cant top that!
Why do idiots buy lollipops for lunch and buy hot dogs for snacks? :)))
Who knows?
I don't know who knows. Do you?
Not I. Thought you would though. Why don't you?
I was going to, but I can't do it now. I'm busy.
I am busy too. Busy posting on this forum and trying to get to 500 first, but I know it aint happ'nin. :)))
Why is you trying to grab 500 posts first? *Time out* I don't mean to sound ghetto...lol
Quote from: Angelic Tara on December 21, 2007, 04:01:33 PM
Why is you trying to grab 500 posts first? *Time out* I don't mean to sound ghetto...lol
I want 500 to win sumthin from BH. I just cant win a thing. :'((
Quote from: Ho! Ho! Ho! on December 21, 2007, 04:09:30 PM
Quote from: Angelic Tara on December 21, 2007, 04:01:33 PM
Why is you trying to grab 500 posts first? *Time out* I don't mean to sound ghetto...lol
I want 500 to win sumthin from BH. I just cant win a thing. :'((
You ain't winning it from BH...it's from Tara.
Ahhhhhhh.... So thats how you got to do a game!!! I will hurry now! ++
You should hurry!
I think I only lack 495 to win!
You can do it..show faith woman!
Yo ho ho and a flask of rum
I wont buy bananas in a bunch just to throw away!!
nobody is going to stop this woman from watching tv :& laughing :))) or singing :-{
got that? civilwar.gif
cool :^*
I will say hi to all
I am not going to apply qtips to my foot.
wny no qtips to your tootsy's?
Sounds sort of difficult in my opinion, but I can do it.
You cannot scrawl words continuously without coming upon a stumbling block.
i was at walmart to buy bath soap today.
I wish Bill would go look at his pants.
Play today, tomorrow and work is not far away.
Your Shih Tzu puppy is a boy? How cool. I am still thinking about your poor fish though. :))
But did you know any kind of cold wind hurts all tiny dog's bum bums? :))
I don't think I can do this at all.
Thank you. It's not as tough as I thought! bbq21.gif
My posting has got to stop, for now, so I can go start my lunch. !@!
Looks like you two having fun.
All young boys and girls should look forward to gaining a foothold in any job in which all qualifications fit within an organizations's goals, and profits show proof of all applicants who work daily to attain this goal.
Wow! Good job!! You did that famously! :!!
Way to go Sassy!
It is an unusual paragraph if you do not look at what is plainly obvious. To think I might not know what it is right away... brings thoughts and visualizations that I will not accomplish this task, if I hurry. I know I can finish this or anything by using good study habits and my ability to find things. I could quickly show you what is curious and odd in this highly thought out paragraph. I found it, without any coaching, can you? It is your turn now to look, study and think, "What is missing?"
Wow
I know copying works. :,
But what should I copy?
You should copy a book of instructions to fix plumbing in John's condo if a drain is not draining right so John can wash his dog's nasty :o0!
A bull is a cow only with horns and gonads.
A buff man without a shirt will not bring about as much commotion, to a football stadium, as a stunning girl in a mini skirt or short shorts.
Jaydog and I wish to say kudos to Sassy for an unusual ability to build such a long and simply amazing construction without using ways to form words that can't work with instructions by which this was bound, so congrats to Sassy and good luck. :^* :D
%% Thank you for your kind words.
Ya'll work so hard coming up with things! :-*
Your day can start off with you laughing and having happy thoughts if you just look in the mirror and turn that frown around.
But, Sassy, what if I don't want to turn my frown around?
popcorn <:>
Blowing a kiss might not hurt him.
My man is not ugly
I want to play on pogo tumbsup.gif
I can play chop sticks on my pinkish piano.
I got four things on my shirt.
I will not miss school.
I am a man with a Woman
I am not your plaything.
I do not wash my hair with shampoo but with dog food. LOL
I am watching TV right now
I can say I am sorry I can not rank out on much with so many things to do in pogoland 6_6.gif
I am catching up on my posts was on vacation for 7 days
I was just watching a TV show.
stolen from the WWW but impresive
"This is funny. I'm going to try to follow suit in this topic so that I will avoid typing that common symbol. Though it is going to annoy my brain, it is good for my vocabulary. Thinking of making my way around typing that symbol will turn out as a battling task, but if I can, I will triumph. I am optimistic it will not strip an hour from that clock but that hour will tick away and I will say in a day away "Ah, this small paragraph is a good forming of words of my broad vocabulary,".
I must nap.
I am doing laundry right now and it sucks folding all of my sons small outfits.
You can not follow him to school.
My son is watching a tv show and playing on his piano.
Moody Molly ran away from school last night.
It is Friday and I look forward to two pogo days in pogoland.
My husband says I can't sing worth a lick. I wish my husband wasn't right. But my husband is right.
Silly Sally slid down into a swimming pool without any clothing.
Sara stood by watching jimmy swim laps in a pool.
So did Sara drown?
Sara got so hot from watching jimmy swim that sara backflip into the pool.
Go to school
Ok this is going to burst my hillbilly brain, im going fishing now. coffee.gif