A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,
the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you???"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them
and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that . . . ."
Oh god, a "Don't judge too quickly" moment. lol