Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:
1 It's an incentive to show up.
2 It encourages car sharing.
3 Increases job satisfaction because you don't care.
4 It makes fellow employees look better.
5 It makes the canteen food taste a lot better.
6 It reduces stress.
7 Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
8 You tell management what you think, not what they want to hear.
9 Burping during meetings isn't so embarrassing.
10 Bosses are more likely to hand out raises.
:!!
Quote from: SilverDodger on November 11, 2007, 01:16:01 PM
Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:
1 It's an incentive to show up.
2 It encourages car sharing.
3 Increases job satisfaction because you don't care.
4 It makes fellow employees look better.
5 It makes the canteen food taste a lot better.
6 It reduces stress.
7 Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
8 You tell management what you think, not what they want to hear.
9 Burping during meetings isn't so embarrassing.
10 Bosses are more likely to hand out raises.
:!!
Based on that list I would say drinking at Parent / Teacher Conferences should be encouraged too. LOL
Quote from: ABraveLady on November 11, 2007, 01:31:41 PM
Quote from: SilverDodger on November 11, 2007, 01:16:01 PM
Ten reasons why alcohol should be served at work:
1 It's an incentive to show up.
2 It encourages car sharing.
3 Increases job satisfaction because you don't care.
4 It makes fellow employees look better.
5 It makes the canteen food taste a lot better.
6 It reduces stress.
7 Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
8 You tell management what you think, not what they want to hear.
9 Burping during meetings isn't so embarrassing.
10 Bosses are more likely to hand out raises.
:!!
Based on that list I would say drinking at Parent / Teacher Conferences should be encouraged too. LOL
Wow!! Those 10 reasons are why I quit working and started drinkin at HOME........ I had no incentive to go to work... I burped in my own house and not give a damn... I didnt care about bosses giving me a raise or not....I drank mo' and mo' in my own house and told management to go to hell..........etc