Xmas Tree C h r i s t m a s H u m o r santamail.gif
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
Quote from: TmT on November 25, 2007, 01:41:02 AM
Xmas Tree C h r i s t m a s H u m o r santamail.gif
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
wake up wet :!# :))) :))) :!# :-[
:oo :ll <fallin outta my chair> lmfaoz so hard winter31.gif
Quote from: TmT on November 26, 2007, 10:58:22 AM
:oo :ll <fallin outta my chair> lmfaoz so hard winter31.gif
:>> :!$ winter20.gif
Quote from: swampboy on November 26, 2007, 11:03:09 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 26, 2007, 10:58:22 AM
:oo :ll <fallin outta my chair> lmfaoz so hard winter31.gif
:>> :!$ winter20.gif
Hey, not fair... you're throwin harder than I am <fallin out my chair> cuz Swamp hit me too hard...lmao winter20.gif
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Now what does that have to do with snowballs? (OO) VV :-* :pp :))
Quote from: gator8 on November 26, 2007, 11:32:55 AM
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Now what does that have to do with snowballs? (OO) VV :-* :pp :))
<whisperin>Gator : See once upon a time there was a bird... and a Bee........lmfaoz so hard I'm :'((
Quote from: TmT on November 26, 2007, 11:35:04 AM
Quote from: gator8 on November 26, 2007, 11:32:55 AM
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Now what does that have to do with snowballs? (OO) VV :-* :pp :))
<whisperin>Gator : See once upon a time there was a bird... and a Bee........lmfaoz so hard I'm :'((
HAHA made you :)) :)) :))
Quote from: gator8 on November 26, 2007, 11:46:52 AM
Quote from: TmT on November 26, 2007, 11:35:04 AM
Quote from: gator8 on November 26, 2007, 11:32:55 AM
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Now what does that have to do with snowballs? (OO) VV :-* :pp :))
<whisperin>Gator : See once upon a time there was a bird... and a Bee........lmfaoz so hard I'm :'((
HAHA made you :)) :)) :))
lmao, yes you did... and I love it!!
They are funny. :D
"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
in the back of your pickup truck.
"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Quote from: raindropz on December 09, 2007, 04:58:54 PM
"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
in the back of your pickup truck.
"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
<<fallin out my chair>> lmao .. I cant believe it... awesome!!