Why is there a "s" in the word lisp? :-\
Do you mind keeping your thoughts to yourself? :)) :))
And since I'm here I'll answer, the same reason there is a l i and p.
Oh my God now I will be you all night trying to figure that out!!! Thanks Homer
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :-\
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:06:27 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? :-\
In the bottle, there's little air. What makes the glue move is the water in the glue. In the bottle, there's no air, so the water doesn't evaporate. When it leaves the bottle, or the bottle is left open, the water evaporates or dries and sticks things together. We say it dries because it loses the moisture by evaporation.
there is a S in lisp is because....so ppl who are drunk can be understood....just ask homer...
Beer..the giver of life...lol
eyedoc55
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\
That's a very good question Homer, I've always wondered about that
Stop it already I am going into cranial overload
Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\
You know where they are attached, usually by a screw thingy, there is jut a bit of room for thjose light hungry bugs.lol canadian1.gif
Quote from: gator8 on January 25, 2008, 09:56:01 AM
Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\
You know where they are attached, usually by a screw thingy, there is jut a bit of room for thjose light hungry bugs.lol canadian1.gif
Here I thought they were like those Sea Monkey things, and the lighting company sprinkled in a little Light Bug powder before shipping. Maybe that's why my kids never did well at the Science Fairs. :)))
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :##
Quote from: Homer on January 25, 2008, 05:09:57 PM
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? :##
yes LOL :##
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? police.gif
Quote from: Homer on January 25, 2008, 06:56:50 PM
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? police.gif
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) probl'y do or else get a mistrial , but he will be allowed to use sign language LOL
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? :-\
What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0
Quote from: Homer on January 27, 2008, 07:27:03 AM
What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0
A = azz
B = bum
C = crack(baby)
D = DA
E = eyes(have heard that someplle use to help shrink wrinkles)
F = fingers
G = glue
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quote from: Homer on January 27, 2008, 11:39:15 AM
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A lot of ppl have to do that :)))
Quote from: Stinkerbell on January 27, 2008, 11:34:33 AM
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
of course! I've heard that one before and so true!
How come there aren't B batteries? :-\
They are reserved for Barbie and friends toys LOL
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Instead of Yogi-isms we have Homer-isms. :)))
One of my favourite Yogi-isms: If you come to a fork in the road, take it. :##
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? (https://www.getsmile.com/emoticons/heroes-smileys-64589/fireman1.gif)
Homer does your brain hurt?
if superman could richochet bullets off his chest..why does he duck when someone throws a chair at him?
What was the best thing before sliced bread? (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5elf/peanutbutter.gif)
Quote from: Homer on February 01, 2008, 02:01:54 PM
What was the best thing before sliced bread? (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5elf/peanutbutter.gif)
unsliced bread!
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? (https://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2438/poorsmilieyx2.gif)
'cause they did the money so they don't ge caught with insufficient funds lol
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? :-\
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? (https://www.getsmile.com/emoticons/heroes-smileys-64589/camouflage.gif)
Rubber men-they can stretch alooooong way!
Quote from: Homer on February 04, 2008, 01:56:57 PM
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? :-\
:)) :)) :))
Quote from: Homer on January 24, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\
They go in while they are alive! :>>
Quote from: Homer on January 27, 2008, 07:27:03 AM
What are Preparation A through Preparation G? :o0
Preparation B-F
Quote from: Homer on January 26, 2008, 06:49:49 PM
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? :-\
1) the color of their chest hair, if they don't have chest hair then,
2) the color of their nose hair, if they don't have nose hair, then,
3) the color of their eyebrows, if they don't have eyebrows, then,
4) it's the private parts..........then they put N/A
How is it possible to have a civil war? civilwar.gif
Quote from: Homer on February 09, 2008, 11:50:29 AM
How is it possible to have a civil war? civilwar.gif
Both sides agree to kill each other only when the other side is looking?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/eng/phone.gif)
Quote from: Homer on February 16, 2008, 06:15:32 PM
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/eng/phone.gif)
Well there wouldn't be if you/we went back to the tin can and string ! :)))
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? (https://www.pogocheats.net/proxy/?http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/hol/deer1.gif)
Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
do austrialian people call everywhere else up over?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? ::
Quote from: Stinkerbell on March 25, 2008, 09:15:39 AM
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? ::
Yes! By all means! We are always right :))
What happened to the first 6 "ups"? bbq21.gif