Guess whos dictionary?

[Tara]

Can you guess whose Dictionary this belongs to?

ahz: the things you see with

aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?

arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing

bawl: what water does at 212 degrees

bidness: commercial enterprise

bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce

co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink

clinics: a tissue

crine: weeping

dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami

daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music

dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word

doc: a condition caused by an absence of light

ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off"

far: combustion

git: to acquire

goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball

hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!

hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal

lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs

liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept

nekkid: to be unclothed

ole well: a source of petroleum

own: opposite of awf (see lectricity)

paypuh: what you write on

shevuhlay: a General Motors car

spearmint: something scientists do

stow: establishment where things are sold

tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat

uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka

zackly: precisely
 

I have to add one.....

Samun:  a type of fish

[bubblegum]

redneck?

[ClingFree]

OMG lmao ... See Ida said Pickles if it was salllllmon.

[SugarBear]

I ainta gessin, I nose whos it is.  Its arz, and donchu fergit it.   Nal y'all go make yerseff a big ole bobbycue, git yerseff a goood cold cocola and sit fer a spell and ponder on whut y'all been a yawin bout.  And as fer Samun, I don' ritely hanker fer it myseff but a big ole catfish sounds larpin' good.   :))   

[Tara]

I ainta gessin, I nose whos it is.  Its arz, and donchu fergit it.   Nal y'all go make yerseff a big ole bobbycue, git yerseff a goood cold cocola and sit fer a spell and ponder on whut y'all been a yawin bout.  And as fer Samun, I don' ritely hanker fer it myseff but a big ole catfish sounds larpin' good.   :))   

Omg....now thats funny... :))

[Tara]

OMG lmao ... See Ida said Pickles if it was salllllmon.

You know its Pickles   O0

[Homer]

Here I thought it was Jessica Simpson's.  :P :))

[Tara]

Trust me...Jessica Simpson talks better than Pickles...but if you compare there intelligence...well who knows...

[SouthPadreIsland]

I ainta gessin, I nose whos it is.  Its arz, and donchu fergit it.   Nal y'all go make yerseff a big ole bobbycue, git yerseff a goood cold cocola and sit fer a spell and ponder on whut y'all been a yawin bout.  And as fer Samun, I don' ritely hanker fer it myseff but a big ole catfish sounds larpin' good.   :))   

That's a good one Tara. :))

[Tara]

Sugarbear made that one up...lol   She did good though !!

[SouthPadreIsland]

I apologize to you Sugarbear - thanks Tara for pointing out my mistake for me.  So exhausted may never have corrected it. LOL :-[

[SugarBear]

I apologize to you Sugarbear - thanks Tara for pointing out my mistake for me.  So exhausted may never have corrected it. LOL :-[

Ah shucks SouthPadre, dont pay it no nevermind.   Ahy made a miss take once myseff.   

[ClingFree]

Ah shucks SouthPadre, dont pay it no nevermind.   Ahy made a miss take once myseff.   

I made one too .. TG for divorces!  >:D

[foxx]

Ah shucks SouthPadre, dont pay it no nevermind.   Ahy made a miss take once myseff.   

I made one too .. TG for divorces!  >:D

:))  Cling...you are just too funny....

....and Sugarbear?  Nice alliteration on the redneck there...good stuff   :))... ;)

[pogo_gamer]

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[kandykitty20012]

its a redneck :)))