New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets

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New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets

Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
I will no longer be a slave to the sound of the can opener.
Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a competition in major dog shows.
Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass.
Always scoot before licking.
Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

and the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

[pogohatesme]

lol too cute!  My mom and dad have a pug and a terrier and I can see them just laying in their new little beds and making up silly things like that lol