NASCAR

[Joe C]

That's how he won! No competition LOL

Actually, he did not win. He just did not LOSE this week.

[gator8_24]

Actually, he did not win. He just did not LOSE this week.

See, Homer? Jr still came out ahead 

[Homer]

See, Homer? Jr still came out ahead 

[gator8_24]

I think I had best get my licks in before the weekend 

[Homer]

Once a kid's parents got divorced and during the hearing the judge ask the kid if he wanted to go live with his daddy and the kid said no because my daddy might beat me. So the judge ask what about your mother? and the kid said no because my mother might beat me. So again the judge ask what about your grandparents and again the kid said no because they beat me. So finally the judge asked the kid who he wanted to live with and the kid replied "well I think I want to go live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he hasn't beaten anybody in a long time."

[gator8_24]

Once a kid's parents got divorced and during the hearing the judge ask the kid if he wanted to go live with his daddy and the kid said no because my daddy might beat me. So the judge ask what about your mother? and the kid said no because my mother might beat me. So again the judge ask what about your grandparents and again the kid said no because they beat me. So finally the judge asked the kid who he wanted to live with and the kid replied "well I think I want to go live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he hasn't beaten anybody in a long time."

Ok now that made me laugh outloud!!! For Homer  an d for the kid in the joke  went easy on him LOL

[swamp]

Once a kid's parents got divorced and during the hearing the judge ask the kid if he wanted to go live with his daddy and the kid said no because my daddy might beat me. So the judge ask what about your mother? and the kid said no because my mother might beat me. So again the judge ask what about your grandparents and again the kid said no because they beat me. So finally the judge asked the kid who he wanted to live with and the kid replied "well I think I want to go live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he hasn't beaten anybody in a long time."

[Homer]

GO JEFFY GO!!!

[gator8_24]

Homer, you had better start hoping that Jeffy Boy starts winning to he'll be just another Junior!!

[Joe C]

Homer, you had better start hoping that Jeffy Boy starts winning to he'll be just another Junior!!

I am waiting for the inevitable.

[Homer]

Homer, you had better start hoping that Jeffy Boy starts winning to he'll be just another Junior!!

No one can match Junior's incompetence  

[Joe C]

No one can match Junior's incompetence  

Well done, Homer. That was funnier than a bunch of slaps for Gator.

[Homer]

Junior is starting the race in his usual position "in the rear" 

[gator8_24]

Junior is starting the race in his usual position "in the rear" 

He had to replace an engine or something wrong with the car.  I really haven't been paying much attn. to the pre race activities. BUT-  for Joe and Homer!

[Homer]

He had to replace an engine or something wrong with the car.  I really haven't been paying much attn. to the pre race activities. BUT-  for Joe and Homer!

[gator8_24]

To Kyle B just because he's a sore sport 


Ok just said Jr had a transmission change so there H & J 

[swamp]

you know he will still lose  gator GO KYLE B GO 

[Joe C]

To Kyle B just because he's a sore sport 


Ok just said Jr had a transmission change so there H & J 

By the way, I just watch for the crashes. I do not have a favorite driver.

[swamp]

By the way, I just watch for the crashes. I do not have a favorite driver.

yea when she see what i posted i will get this 

[gator8_24]

you know he will still lose  gator GO KYLE B GO 

You guessed it Swamp!  (for good measure)