Real Signs From Around the World

[Tara]

Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber."


At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"


On an electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room Door
"Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrists Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

In a Veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

[Helen]

 :D :D :D Good ones!!

[babygurl424]

lol..those were good!!

[nightperson]

lol..those were good!!

love your avator and them were really good :)) :))

[Bree]

That was a good one Tara.... :)) :))

[pogohatesme]

 :)) those are cute!!! :))

[Buzzman]

i had a roomate that worked for a tower building company.  The boss wouldn't let them use the motto:

"We're into erections"

[Tara]

 :o  oh my   :)) :))

[triniqueen27]

lmao very cute O0

[ClingFree]

We had a fence company .... and their sign was ... "We guarantee our erections" .. yeah .. swear!

[Sweet_Karamel]

Too cute. Yet funny too. Tara LOL. 

[zzigzzag]

thnx Tara  ...cute ones! O0

[SaintHiρρo]

Something tells me Zzigzzag is making her rounds to catch up on all the old posts!

[Libra]

Something tells me Zzigzzag is making her rounds to catch up on all the old posts!

Hippo, that siggy is too funny.. It looks like Pickles is in three stages of eating the microphone... 1. getting ready to eat the microphone 2. swallowed the microphone (whole, I might add) and 3. getting ready to cough up microphone. 

And why is it I always find myself studying the pictures in your posts?  Sheesh, I'm gonna teach a class.  Hippo's Pics 101, a retrospect and philosophical study of Hippo's pictures. This class will of course be followed by Chad 101 (Of which you will learn to read and write CHAD)

Libra

[SaintHiρρo]

Something tells me Zzigzzag is making her rounds to catch up on all the old posts!

Hippo, that siggy is too funny.. It looks like Pickles is in three stages of eating the microphone... 1. getting ready to eat the microphone 2. swallowed the microphone (whole, I might add) and 3. getting ready to cough up microphone. 

And why is it I always find myself studying the pictures in your posts?  Sheesh, I'm gonna teach a class.  Hippo's Pics 101, a retrospect and philosophical study of Hippo's pictures. This class will of course be followed by Chad 101 (Of which you will learn to read and write CHAD)

Libra

LoL, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself with my pics. Sadly I can't say I've created a single one of them myself as I've had to search the net high and low for my pictures. I still think they're funny!

And I want to sign up for that Chad 101 course... hope it's not full already because I hate to wait until next semester.

[pogo_gamer]

lmao