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Tara


nanners

thanx tara.. i have 3 daughters and i can relate to all of those ..  :))

Helen

Nan, that was excellent. Thanks for the reminders and the laugh.... :))


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wattsmyname

nanners that was just priceless and so very true  :)) :)) :)) :))

outlawdave

A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule.

The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule "braying"- or whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened...and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery.

Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back...HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP!

This he did blow after blow. "Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought "panic" and just kept right on SHAKING IT OFF AND STEPPING UP!

It was not long before the old mule, battered and exhausted, STEPPED TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE WALL OF THAT WELL. What seemed would bury him, actually blessed him...because of the manner
in which he handled his adversity.

THAT'S LIFE! If we face our problems and respond to them positively, and refuse to give in to panic, bitterness or self-pity... THE ADVERSITIES THAT COME ALONG TO BURY US USUALLY HAVE WITHIN THEM THE POTENTIAL TO BENEFIT AND BLESS US!


ONE MORE THING....
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Helen

That was a very nice story. I kept waiting for the "punch line".  :o

Helen

How would you like to find this when you went for a beer??  :)) :))







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Helen


clayton1966

Quote from: Helen on May 02, 2006, 12:49:25 PM
How would you like to find this when you went for a beer??  :)) :))









NICE puppy. NICE puppy. You wanna bud lite? ;::

Helen

That "puppy" looks like it would chew the top off the can.... :))




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