marriage counselor

[hades]

this couple goes to a counselor over their marriage.the counselor then rips off the wifes clothes and has sex with her afterwards telling the husband she needs that three times aweek.he agrees and says i can take her here mondays and thursdays but friday i play golf.

[wattsmyname]

lol  :))

[foxx]

lol...

Oh, and Hades?  Great delivery on that joke... :)))

*runs and hides....

[nanners]

Good one hades... :))

[badgehog]

Hey Hades, how'd you know my counsellor said that to my hubby :o

:))) :))) :)))

[hades]

lol...

Oh, and Hades?  Great delivery on that joke... :)))

*runs and hides....

i see you in my liquor cabinet.

[foxx]

lol...

Oh, and Hades?  Great delivery on that joke... :)))

*runs and hides....

i see you in my liquor cabinet.

Yeah?  Well, you are all out of Absolut Mandarine.  Ass.   ;)

[hades]

i just put two more bottles of it in there for you.  :)

[foxx]

i just put two more bottles of it in there for you.  :)

:-*

Now I just need some lemonade....

[david/ross]

 :Dlol

[hades]

i just put two more bottles of it in there for you.  :)

:-*

Now I just need some lemonade....

just bought you the lemonade too.  :)

[foxx]

i just put two more bottles of it in there for you.  :)

:-*

Now I just need some lemonade....

just bought you the lemonade too.  :)

Fanx!   :-*

[hades]

welcome. its sky vodka too.  ;D

[foxx]

welcome. its sky vodka too.  ;D

Well aren't you just a good little punkin that remembers what kind of vodka I like!   :-*

[xgingerx]

ummm can i post a joke in here ??  it's funny and not that bad

[nightperson]

good one :))) :))

[xgingerx]

joke is posted in Homer's laugh house :)))

[hades]

welcome. its sky vodka too.  ;D

Well aren't you just a good little punkin that remembers what kind of vodka I like!   :-*

lol yes...plus i like it too.that and grey goose.

[foxx]

welcome. its sky vodka too.  ;D

Well aren't you just a good little punkin that remembers what kind of vodka I like!   :-*

lol yes...plus i like it too.that and grey goose.

Grey Goose is my father in law's vodka of choice.  It amazes me that its like 58 bucks for the big one! 

[hades]

its good vodka but expensive. good thing you like sky instead.  ;D