What Am I?

[Squid]

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

[hotpinklovesofa]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

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[Squid]

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
They'd banish us -- you know!

How dreary to be somebody!
How public like a frog
To tell one's name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!

[ozcar]

This is the story of four people
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it,
but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it,
But Nobody asked Anybody.
It ended up that the job wasn't done and
Everybody blamed Somebody, when actually
Nobody asked Anybody.

[Squid]

There once was a man from nantucket
Who went up the hill with a bucket
He tripped on a stump
And fell on his rump
And screamed ...

[ozcar]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

[Squid]

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

[ozcar]

one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

[Squid]

one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

Poor Neil.  He made a mistake when embarking on that first lunar step.  Who could blame him, really?  He most certainly must have been very nervous.  He was supposed to say, "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind".  You can even hear him hesitate in the recording when he realized his error.  That's ok, we all still love that brave American, may he RIP.


Whachu tawkin' 'bout, Willis?

[ozcar]

Who's on 1st? What's on 2nd? I Dunno's on 3rd.

[Squid]

I'm black and white and red all over...

[ozcar]

I'll have what she's having

[Squid]

LOL, Harry Met Sally.


The Early Bird gets the worm...

[ozcar]

Go ahead, make my day.

[Squid]

What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate

[ozcar]

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Squid]

As God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

[ozcar]

all for one, one for all

[Squid]

...anybody find me somebody to love...

(Freddie Mercury Docu on at the moment... lol)

[ozcar]

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
Let down your hair to me.'